Start Your Day With These Interesting Jokes

1. A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him,"Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?", the priest inquired. "They say ' Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we 'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying ...that phrase... in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution".
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
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2. Akpors was walking down the street sometime ago, then he saw a beautiful Toyota Jeep parked on the side way. He stopped for a minute to stare and admire it.. Just then he saw a beautiful & hot chick coming down the road. "What's Akpors gonna do?" (He quickly thought to himself as a smart guy) He quickly moved near the car & pretended it was his ride, he kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the side of the door.
He could see her staring at him, sure enough she had fallen for him already (he thought to himself...) She walked towards him.
He composed himself & faked a call to his mechanic while leaning on the door.
Just then she approached him and said, "Excuse me!". He pretended not to hear her as he flew big amounts of money for spare parts.
After a minute she again said, "Excuse me sir!" Akpors lowered his phone and said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on phone as he moved away from the door. (at this moment he was sure she had fallen for him, he could tell from her impatience) But just as he moved from the door, guess what!...
She opened her handbag, removed the car keys, opened the door, entered & drove off.
What would u do if u were AKPORS?