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Akpos, a driver who

survived in a tragic

accident which
rendered 50 people
dead at

Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was
remanded in

police custody to
assist in police
investigations.

Here is the
Interrogation:

POLICE: Mr Akpos,
how did you end up
killing
50 people?

AKPOS: I was driving
at 150km/hr when I
saw
two men crossing
the road. On the
other side,
a wedding was
taking place. I hit
the brake
but it failed, so I
had to make a
choice; either
to hit the two men or
run into the
wedding
party.

POLICE: Hit the two
men of course to
reduce
Casualties!

AKPOS: Exactly, we
think alike oooh!

But after
hitting one, the

other man escaped
into the
wedding party.

POLICE: So, what did

you do?

AKPOS: I went after
him to balance the
equation...But

unfortunately,
people lost their
lives in the process.

~lol~

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AKPOS STILL GET BAD BELLE FOR HEAVEN!!!
~
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road,
burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in
heaven, God says, "Since you have died in a terrible way,
I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven."

The first woman, being a person always concerned on
her looks, comes up to God and says, "I wish to be
beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can't
decide on what to wish for so ends up wishing for the
same thing.

At this point Akpos who was last on the queue starts to
laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to
become beautiful and Akpos laughs even louder. One

after the other the people wish the same thing and the
closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder Akpors
laughs.

When God finally reaches him, he asks, "What is your
wish my son?" Akpos said, "MAKE ALL OF THEM UGLY AGAIN"
........Lwkmd.........
A word for Akpos.

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