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Mr 419: Hello, how are you? Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?. Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u know in London dat could be calling?. Akpos: (Sensing a scam and threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u? Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?. Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn't even show up or send a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u. Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I would have come. Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?. Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear. Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?. Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss w

16 year old boys asks his Mom: "Mom, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ?? . The Mother answers,"son that's still a long way" . . The boy turns 17&one day he faints. His Mom takes him to the hospital&the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart". Being the child On the stretcher the child Says, "did he tell you I'm going to die? . Mom Starts crying" The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home&on his bed was a letter his mom had left him. The letter said"Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me what was i giving you on your 18th birthday&didn't know what to Answer you?? "I gave you my heart"take care of it and happy Birth day Son"♥ The mother was dead coz she hadto give up her heart to her son Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart...♥ If you are touched pliz LIKE, SHAREand COMMENT "I love you mom" *if you do

5 people named Crazy, Mad, Sun, Fool and Imposible were living in the same house. On a certain afternoon, Sun came home and rushed to the kitchen to prepare some lunch since it was his duty. … Imposible was bathing in the shower, Crazy was just relaxing in the living room but Mad and Fool had gone outside to do some house shopping. After he finished cooking, Sun left the gas running without noticing. After sometime, the whole kitchen was on fire! Crazy decided to call the Fireservice:- Crazy: Hallo? is that the fire service? Fire service: Yes pliz, how can we help you? Crazy: We need your help immediately, our house was accidentally set on fire by Sun! Fire service: Set on fire by sun? thats impossible! Crazy: No! its not him, he was just having a shower when all this took place! Fire service: Are you mad? Crazy: No! Mad has gone to the market to do some shopping… Fire service: Dont be a fool! Crazy: I swear am not Fool

If you have hidden some videos on your Blackberry using the method explained in the post, you can also easily unhide them anytime you want them to be visible in the"videos"folder on your BB smartphone. In this tutorial, I am explaining how to unhide a video hidden in the memory card of a Blackberry smartphone. You can also follow the steps if you want to unhide a video or folder hidden in your Blackberry phone memory. STEPS ==> From Menu, scroll to"Applications", then "Files" app ==> Select"File folders", then"Media card"(If the video you want to unhide is on your M.C) ==> Select "Blackberry" ==> Select "videos" ==> Press the "menu" button on your BB ==> Select "Show Hidden" . The names of the hidden videos will appear faded in the list ==> Scroll to the video you want to unhide ==> Press the"menu"button on your BB ==> Scroll

Follow the below steps to be able to Hide your Blackberry Videos. ==>From Menu, scroll to "Applications" , then "Files" app ==>Select "File folders" , then "Media card" (If the video you want to hide is on your M.C) ==>Select "Blackberry" ==>Select "videos" ==>Scroll to the video you want to hide ==>Press the "menu" button on your BB ==>Scroll to "properties" and select it ==> "Tick" the "hidden" box by selecting it ==>Click OK . That's all. If you check the videos in your Media folder, you will not see the hidden video right there. Now, you can give out your BB to your friends without having to worry if they will scroll through your secret videos or not. Just drop ur comment..

Wife:Dear, I had a dream that I was able to shop in Costco for free all day. Husband: I had a dream that I had sex with 2 women. Wife: Was I in it? Husband: No, you were in Costco .

Now you can get 4MB of data at the rate of N50 for a period of a day [24hrs Validity]. HOW CAN I GET THE 4MB FOR N50? You must have upto to N50 Balance on your Phone to Subscribe, Just Dial *141*11*9# , You will receive a Message that you have been Subscribed to the Plan. To Check your Available Bundle/Balance, Dial *141*712*0# or *123*10#

We all know that 2go normal charges #30 inother to be able to retrieve your forgotten 2go password via sms. But the good news is that you can now retrieve your forgotten password for free with a simple trick. Just follow the steps below: 1. Go to www.2go.im from ur handset. 2. Select KENYA as your country. 3. Select ENGLISH for language. 4. Go to help>>forgot password/pin 5.enter your phone number in this format <+23480649*****> (only in this format.) Thats all and you're g2g. COMMENTS ARE WELCOME

AIRTEL on the 1st of jan 2013 airtel decide to Increase their 1 day MB Subscription bundle From 10MB to 15MB with #100 with assurance that data will not be Exhausted on a high rate... But serve on a high speed. Like other Network You can start the testing & comparing now by Loading N100 airtel and dial *141*11*1# ::. Don't Forget to Hit the comment button

I know many of you may think its impossible to download youtube videos without a third party software. This is just the perfect tutorial to prove you wrong. Just follow the steps below and you are good to go. BELOW ARE THE STEPS : step: 1. Go to YouTube, Open the video Page that you want to download 2. Now you have to make a small change in video link [ Replace "www" to "ss"] For example http://www.youtube.com/video link to http://ssyoutube.com/videolink 3. After it will redirect to a new site http://en.savefrom.net/ 4. Now you have to choose the format of the video like mp4, 3gp, flv and also showsthe video quality like 240p, 360p, 720p, 1080p Thats it. very simple and easy way to download from youtube.

The House of Representatives has queried the Federal Government over a whopping shortfall of N302 billion of Ecological Funds. The House further accused the Federal Government of violating the Financial Act 2006 by using Decree 36 of 1984 as the guideline for the distribution of the fund. This directive was given Wednesday by Chairman of the House Committee on Environment, Uche Ekwunife, during an investigative hearing to determine the effectiveness and efficiency in the management of the Fund. She said the committee was mindful of the use of the fund for the provision of loans to some states and federal agencies for projects not related to ecological matters. The committee further directed that the Accountant General’s Office and the Budget Office should separate the Ecological Funds from the Federation Account in other to give way for transparency and judicious usage of the funds. She also ordered that the allocation of funds to the National. Emergency Management Age

Respected for the accuracy of his predictions, Prophet Marcus Tibetan who is widely referred to as the Nostradamus of our time predicts that ten Ministers in the cabinet of President Goodluck Jonathan would be dropped this year for being ineffective and incompetent.[image: ] President Goodluck Jonathan, says the prophet, should pray against losing loved ones in this year 2013. These are some of the predictions of Prophet Marcus Tibetan, the Parish Head of Celestial Church of Christ, Elisha Parish, for the year 2013. The President should pray very hard against a situation that would arise and make him spend at least seven years in jail after his tenure as President of Nigeria. ‘Four members of the House of Representatives will die this year and there will be two major air disasters in the months of May and June 2013!’ He further predicts that the Senate President, David Mark, should begin to wind up and prepare for his exit from politics as disgrace is imminent. The Vi

A Professor at the Universitywas giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked,"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise theirhands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise theirhands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands?"That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one questionfurther, has any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, a student raised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your Experience." The Bi

 Dr. Brian Berry of the United States has found new cancer in human beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you buy recharge cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this message with your loved ones. Important Health Tips: Answer phone calls with the left ear. Don't take your medicine with cold water.... Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm. Drink more water in the morning, less at night. Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am. Don’t lie down immediately after taking medicine or after meals. When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone, b ecause the radiation is 1000 times stronger. Can you forward this to people you care about? I just did, Kindness costs nothing and knowledge is power.. Just click SHARE to pass this on...

BlackBerry is a device commonly used by Nigerians and almost everybody wants to have a BlackBerry phone. It’s a common saying among Nigerians that a Blackberry phone without BIS ( Blackberry Internet Service ) is just like a train without an engine i.e. toy. Since Blackberry is widely used among Nigerians, some BB users don’t know the exact date their BIS will expire and the remaining data. Today, I want to share how any Blackberry user can check the expiring date and remaining data on their BIS on the four major Nigeria Networks i.e. MTN, GLO, Airtel & Etisalat . How to Check MTN BlackBerry® Service Expiring Date & Balance Send STATUS to 21600 via sms to check the expiring date and balance of MTN BIS. How to Check GLO BlackBerry® Service Expiring Date & Balance Send STATUS to 777 via sms to check GLO BIS expiring date and balance. How to Check Airtel BlackBerry® Service Expiring Date & Balance To check Airtel BIS expiring date and balance, simp

Congratulations to all Nigerians as the win the awaited match between ethiopia. Results Ethiopia 0 - 2 Nigeria. Victor Moses (80min Pen) Victor Moses (90+min Pen) Nigeria qualifies for Quarter finals.

It was a Chemistry Class and the Teacher Asked the Students to name the Types of Gases they Knew. Damoche:- oxygen Gas Vincent:- Nitrogen Gas Lizzy:- Hydrogen gas Akpors:- Tear Gas ma Teacher:- Akpors You have just one More chance to Answer the Question correctly, else you will be punished Akpors thinks hard and Says: Fabregas lol.

Five men were on Monday paraded by the Lagos State Police Command for printing local and foreign currencies. Two of the suspects, Femi Jacob and Ramon Adeoye, were arrested at Ogunlana Street, Alagbado with eight printing machines and a large quantity of printed fake notes in Naira, Dollars, Pounds, Euros and Cedis totalling N8m. Isaka Usman and Akeem Ayobado were also arrested at Ikorodu with 14 printing machines, one cutting machine and N100m fake notes. The fifth suspect, Onyeka Ibe, was allegedly an Anambra-based buyer, who usually comes to Lagos to buy fake currencies. The state Command's Commissioner of Police, Mr. Umar Manko, said, “This syndicate has been in operation for over five years. Their customers are spread across several African countries like the Republic of Benin, Mali, Ghana, Togo, Liberia and Sierra Leone. “The Officer-in-Charge of SARS, Superintendent of Police Abba Kyari, got a tip-off about the operations of the syndicate some weeks ago and mounted surv

We've decided to drop this Tutorial after Receiving Uncountable number of Mails from the 2go Addicts on #NL, Its finally here.. How to Chat with your Facebook Friends on 2go. Well, Some Naijaloadites might have known about this but for the sake of ourNewbies, This is a Short Tutorial on How to Chat with your Online Facebook Friends directly from your 2go Account without them knowing you're chatting from 2go. Connecting 2go Messenger to Facebook is a simple process which only requires you knowing your Facebook Username. You will get a step by steps Tips on How to do that as you Read along.. HOW DO I GET MY FACEBOOK USERNAME? Before anything, You will need to know/get your Facebook Username by following this Simple Steps. 1.Visit facebook.com/ username to generate the unique address for your Facebook profile, You should get something like facebook.com/ the name u choose 2. Your username is the nickname after the " facebook.com/ " in the address generated from the l

Good News to the MTN Internet PC Subscribers who Subscribe to MTN 5GB Monthly as they can now Get Half of their Monthly Subscription for Free. Immediately you Subscribeto the MTN 5GB Monthly Data Plan for N8,000, MTN will Instantly Add a Free 2.5GB which is Suppose to Cost you another N4,000 to your Data Bundle for Free, Making it 7.5GB for the Same N8,000. This is wow, I Must Commend MTN for the Job well done, They Just Remove a Rope in my Neck. HOW TO SUBSCRIBE FOR MTN 5GB & GET 2.5GB FREE 1. Load upto N8,000 Airtime on your Phone. 2. Send 101 to 131 , You will get a Message that you've been Subscribed to the 5GBData Plan with a 2.5GB Free Additional Bundle. Enjoy!!!! Thanks to MTN

To say the real fact, Airtel is not one of the Best network provider in Nigeria but the best. You ask me why?? because they understand the Situation of these Country that most Students are sometimes financially handicap and they must Access the Internet, Guess that is why they Bit down the Price of their Data Plan and Call Rate to a very lower level. Recently, Airtel NG Introduced new Service plan named AIRTEL 10 PADIS . This is tested and trusted on this new Airtel profile that give free 15MB on recharging of #200 cardvalid for 7 days. The new profile is AIRTEL 10 PADIS and for every oneminutes call you made you'll be giving additional 1MB daily i.e If You make 10minutes call daily, You would be given 10MB apartfrom the one given to You when you recharge #200 Airtime. HOW CAN I ENJOY AIRTEL PADIS ON MY AIRTEL SIM? To migrate to this Package,Just dial *166# and you're done with it. You can also Enjoy lower call rate on this 500% bonus daily. Airtel, You're the best!!! Hit o

This Simple Tutorial works for some series of Nokia product only but Most Users of this Phones are not Awareof this Hidden Features.. 1.Go to where you normally your video 2.Play any video of your choice to where you want toscreenshot 3.Press pause and press option and scrol down to where you wil see capture and it will directly save the screen shot to your memory card. Note:- It works will all type of Asha Phones e.g 2700, 2330c, 2790, 5130, 5310 e.tc

This is just i trick i noticed on 2go while i was chatting...I noticed that you can apply 2 style/theme on 2go?...to rock this discovery with me then follow this procedure and show your friends that you are current online than them... STEPS: 1. Get 300 Go credit, with 300 Go credits you can get all 2go style for free without your gocredits being deducted. 2. Then download any 2go style. 3.Download another one and let it count to 66% and then quit your 2go then re-login back and see 2 styles together on your 2go... ... Just feel the fun. Dont forget 2 drop ur comment

This tutorial would b helpful to those Who have more than One Important Emails for Business. Jus follow the steps. As we all know BBC plan allows just one email account and one blackberry email account too. To Make Use of One Email, You need to Follow the Procedure Below:- – You need is a primary email address (Serves as your default mail) [I will be using a GMAIL as my default mail just for the explanation purpose] The whole idea here is to forward all other email addresses to ONE. Here are the steps… STEPS - Add the “default mail” to your blackberry phone (I assume you have a mail synched already to your device) - Visit your GMAIL account from a PC. (Sign In) - Click on the gears icon on the upper-right of your GMAIL screen, below your avatar, and select “Settings.” - Click on the “Accounts and Import” tab. - From the “Send mail as” option, click on “Add another email address you own” - Type in the username of the other mail you own (yahoo, hotmail, etc) and also enter the email add

Akpors gets into a pharmacy& says 2 d pharmacist,"Hello, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & Ithink I mayb in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom becausemy girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too. "D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back& says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinne

12 year old school boy is one of the youngest in the country to have ever been convicted of rape and get such a harsh punishment. Two girls claimed that the boy allegedly raped them. One is an 11yrs old girl and the other girl is only 7yrs old. The boy was sentenced to 4yrs in prison. He had to also register himself as a sex offender. The court heard that the victims have been psychologically affected by the ordeals. The older girl tried to commit suicide and the 7yrs old girl has been having nightmares. At the sentencing of the boy, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, Judge Mark Brown pointed out that he came from a broken home and his parents had a difficult relationship. The judge told the boy: “This girls innocence were taken away when you forced yourself onto them. They have suffered psychological harm and it has impacted on their parents as well. You have shown little remorse for it." The mother sat in the courtroom sobbing as her 12 year old son

The official has come under intense scrutiny for his penalty call against Nigeria in Friday's game against Zambia which ended in a draw Egyptian referee Grisha Ghead, who officiated the controversial second Group C match between defending champions Zambia and Nigeria on Friday, may be dismissed from the Africa Nations Cup by the Confederation of Africa Football (Caf) as a result of poor officiating,Goal.comhaslearnt. Ghead gave Zambia a controversial penalty late in the game which ensured that the match ended 1-1. The Nigeria Football Federation lodged a complaint with CAF after the match. Goal.com learnt that Caf president Issa Hayatou assured Nigeria's minister of sport Bolaji Abdullahi that prompt action has been taken against the referee and that the official will be sent home. Caf is yet to react officially. The last Group C matches are now expected to generate great concern to CAF as they have prepared to monitor the two matches alongside the other groups to foresta

Use GLO BIS to browse on all phones and compute. Just setup your Access points to this.. Apn: blackberry.net ip: empty port: empty username/password: empty Then Subscribe for Glo BIS using COWEEK = 400 NAIRA (700MB) COMONTH = 1500 NAIRA (3GB) TEXT COWEEK OR COMONTH TO 777 TO SUBSCRIBE. Enjoy wella. Dont forget 2 drop a comment.

First date is always special, so keep it that way. There are many things you should never do on a first date. Continue reading to know more. 1. Do not be fake Do not be fake, if you are meeting someone for the first time. Agreed, you would want to leave a lasting impression on that person. But, being someone else will not help you. Be as you are, because that matters the most. Behaving fake might leave a bad impression on your date. 2. Do not talk about your ex It is not a good idea to talk about your ex on your first date. Your first date is all about you and your date, sowhy get your ex in between. Know your date properly, and then confide in him aboutyour ex. This should happenon the third or fourth meeting. 3. Do not feel nervous It is natural to get nervous, if it’s your first date. But, nervousness can also ruin your date. So, act confident when you are meeting your date. It is a good idea to be relaxed; this will also help you to communicate in a better way. 4. Do

The NCC announced on Thursday 24th Jan 2013 that anybody subscribed to a Nigerian network must not be charged more than 4 Naira for text messages sent to other networks. The NCC has set a February 5th as effective date of the policy. Josephine Amuwa, the Director, Legal and Regulatory Services of the Commission said “There was a general recognition that the cost of SMS is too high, especially in view of the interconnection rate of N1.02 for SMS as determined by the Commission in 2009. “In accordance with the powers conferred on the Commission under Sections 4and Chapter V11 of the Nigerian Communications Act (NCA), 2003, the Commission hereby sets a price cap of N4 for Off-net SMS. “The new rate shall be implemented within 30 days from the date of the directive,” She said operators proposedprice ranging between 7 – 10Naira but the commission insist on N4. Ms. Amuwa said that this had been communicated to the operators since January 3, adding that it would, however, not place a price ca

The Nigeria Broadcasting Coporation has banned some latest videos because of some acts of nudity in the videos. BELOW IS THE LIST ALL THE BANNED [ (NTBB) Not To BeBroadcast] VIDEOS. 1. P Square - Alingo (erotic dance scenes at the end of the musical video) 2. Wande Coal - Go Low (scenes of nudity in the video) 3. Chuddy K - Chop My Dollar (features ladies and children with suggestive and erotic dance steps) 4. D'Prince - Take Banana (contains erotic, vulgar words and suggestive dance steps) 5. Flavour - Shake (vulgar and suggestive dance steps) 6. Tillaman - Ko Ma Roll (contains erotic and suggestive dance steps 7. Goldie - Ski bo bo (features minor with suggestive and immoral dance steps) 8. Timaya - Shake Ur Bum Bum (erotic, suggestive dance steps with vulgar lyric)