JOKE OF THE DAY: AKPOS THE SHARP GUY

Mr 419: Hello, how are you? Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?. Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u know in London dat could be calling?. Akpos: (Sensing a scam and threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u? Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?. Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn't even show up or send a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u. Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I would have come. Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?. Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear. Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?. Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u. Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you like ur Father.I go pronounce wicked curses on you o. Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very important. Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you and sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you can't escape it if u continue like this. Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u. Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u lesson. Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been insulting and wasting my credit since morning. God go judge u o.