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THE WORLD TALLEST BUILDING~pics and description

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Burj Khalifa , known as Burj Dubai prior to its inauguration, is a
skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and is the tallest man-made
structure in the world, at 829.8 m (2,722 ft).
Construction began on 21 September 2004, with the exterior of the
structure completed on 1 October 2009.
The building officially opened on4 January 2010 and is part of the new
2 km2 (490-acre) development called Downtown Dubai at the 'First
Interchange' along Sheikh Zayed Road, near Dubai's main business
district. The tower's architecture and engineering were performed by
Skidmore, Owings and Merrill of Chicago, with Adrian Smith as chief
architect, and Bill Baker as chief structural engineer.The primary
contractor was Samsung C&T of South Korea.
In March 2009, Mohamed Ali Alabbar, chairman of the project's
developer, Emaar Properties, said office space pricing at Burj Khalifa
reached US$4,000 per sq ft (over US$43,000 per m²) and the Armani
Residences, also in Burj Khalifa, sold…

Jokes to end the day

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THE FOOLISH WOMAN
Two women where walking down the road the first women saw a dead bird
and exclaimed with pity "ohh see a dead bird" the other woman looked
up in the sky and asked "where?"

THE GOAT AND CHICKEN.
A goat and a chicken where walking down the road a car drives and
splashes water on them. The chicken says in annoyance see dat fool he
is driving like a foolish goat and the goat replied don't mind him he
will die like a chicken.

THE DRUNKER AND THE MARRIED WOMAN

A Drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out , the woman got
pissed and went to tell her husband the scenario. The husband
Foolishly told the woman to invite the boy over so that he can beat
the hell out of him, that He, the husband will hide under the bed when
the boy will arrive The woman did as her husband requested . . . when
the boy got there he kissed the woman and took of his T-shirt time to
rock with her, and his body was full of scars so the woman asked "why
so many scars " the boy replied " I live to lay with married women and
usually I get caught so I always kill the husbands, if someone shows
up now he will be number 20 on my murder list " The boy continued on
kissing the woman and the woman tried to reachout to her husband under
the bed and a small voice came up ""if you tell him am here, you will
see. Lol...

BREAKING NEWS: THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF IMO STATE WAS IMPEACHED.

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Information reaching us now has it that the Deputy Governor, Imo
State, Mr. Jude Agbaso has been impeached by the State House of
Assembly.
The Deputy Governor was impeached barely hours after the High Court
dismissed the suit by the Deputy Governor of Imo State, Mr. Jude
Agbaso, asking it to stop his impeachment by the state Assembly.

Twenty-five out of the 26 members of the Imo State House of Assembly
approved the impeachment.
His impeachment is coming after a prolonged battle over the
allegation that he demanded the sum of N417 million from a contractor
in the state.
Mr. Agbaso has consistently denied theallegation.
Mr. Agbaso had earlier approached the court praying it to restrain
the state law makers from proceeding with the impeachment process
which began three weeks ago.
He also prayed the court to restrain the Nigerian Police from
harassing him or acting upon the recommendations of the House of
Assembly against him.
Details will be given in later.
stay tuned.

HOW TO GET UNLIMITED GB TO BROWSE FREE ON YOUR MTN LINE~ MARCH/APRIL CHEAT UPDATE.

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How to get the mb.
later this month we shared a tweak on how to get unlimited gb on
airtel which is still rocking wela but now we are back again but this
time with mtn.
JUST FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW:
1. First of all migrate to mtn pulse by dialing *406#. it works on mtn
pulse only. But if u are already on mtn pulse then proceed to step 2.
2. You dont need to have any money on your fone b4 the tweak would
work. it works on 0.00 naira but if u have card it will still be
intact undeducted.
3. now go to your message and create a new message.
4. send Fbo to 131.
5. your will recieve a first message that 《your request was recieved
and is being processed. pls dont.....》
6.Anoda message saying《Welcome to MTN Zero. update ur............ 》
7. now check ur mb by dailing *559#.
8. u will b given 5 mb.
9. now send the message as many times as possible to get enough gb.
………………………………….
NOTE:
1. The mb gets exhausted at a very high rate so it would be difficult
to download with it…

JOKES TO START THE DAY~cool~

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MAMA AKPORS IN A COURT>>
In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be
an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked,"Mama
Akpors, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr Eazy. I've known you since
you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a big
disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you
cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you
dnt even have brains. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mama Akpors, do you know the defence lawyer?" She
replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr Johnny since he was a young boy
too. He has been ur very good friend since childhood because the two
of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and
he has a drinking problem. Infact he is …

Achebe’s UNFINISHED PROJECT

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Legendary writer, Prof. Chinua Achebe, died without actualising amajor
ambition, News Express has learnt.
"He was working on a translation of his magnum opus Things Fall Apart
into Igbo Language," an impeccable source close to the departed
wordsmith told News Express. "It is a thing of regret that he never
lived to see it to a conclusion," the source added.
Published in 1958 when Achebe was 28 years old, Things Fall Apart
tells the story of how Achebe's Igbo nation bowed to white
colonialists in the 19 th century.
The book has sold more than 12 million copies and has been translated
into more than 50 languages. Paradoxically, however, the book is not
known to have been published in Igbo Language.
It was Achebe's desire to see Things Fall Apart in Igbo. Apart from
working on a translation himself, he also approved a request by News
Express Publisher, Mr. Isaac Umunna, to translate the book into Igbo.
It would be recalled that News Express on Friday morning b…

NEWS UPDATE: Unknown Gunmen kidnapped Bayelsa commissioner’s mother.

BY SAMUEL OYADONGHA

YENAGOA — The peace of Odi town in the Kolokuma-Opokuma council area
was violated, Tuesday night, as unknown gunmen kidnapped the mother of
Bayelsa Commissioner for Local Government and Rural Development, James
Dugo.

It was gathered that the commissioner's mother, Madam Comfort Dugo,
was whisked away from her family residence by a three-man armed gang
who stormed the town in a speed boat.

This is the second reported case of kidnapping in the predominantly
riverine state after Governor Seriake Dickson signed into law death
penalty for kidnappers in the state.

Dugo was chairman of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party in the state
before his appointment as a commissioner by Governor Dickson in 2012.

Though no group has claimed responsibility for her abduction, it was
learnt that the 68-year-old woman may have been kidnapped to fleece
her son.

Dugo, who confirmed the kidnap of his mother to newsmen in Yenagoa,
yesterday, said they were yet to establish contact with …

UPDATES 4 ALL WAEC 2013 PRACTICAL SPECIMENS (CHEMISTRY, AGRIC. &BIOLOGY WITH QUESTIONS TO EXPECT)

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AGRIC SPECIMENS..
A= sandy soil (to be labelled).
B= loamy soil.
C=clay soil.
D= pebbles or sand stone.
E= granite.
F= marble.
G= litmus paper (blue and red).
H= dilute HCl (to be labelled.
I=shears.
J= secateurs.
K= spade.
M= tridax.
N= elephant grass.
O= centrosema.
P= tropical kudzu.
Q= pieces of meat.
R= leather.
S=feather.
T= liver fluke.
U= tick.
V=water (to be label)

CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL SPECIMEN.
i. Red and Blue Litmus Paper
ii. Aqueous NH3
iii. Dilute HCl
iv. Barium Chloride Solution
vi. Dilute HNO3
vii. AgNO3
vii. Lime Water

APPARATUS.
*Glass rod
*Filtration paper *Spatula
*Two boiling tubes
*Four test tubes *Methyl Orange Indicator
*Wash Bottle containing distilled water [H2O] [-]2.8cm3 of concentrated H2SO4---An [-] 3?
9g of NaOH per dm3 of solution---Bn [-]6.6g of (NH4)2SO4 per dm3--- Cn [-] FeCl3 per dm3

CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL :: WHAT TO EXPECT.
QUESTION 1>> is always on titration. Guess by now you should know how to TABULATE your reading…

LIST OF THE TOP 100 UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA [2013]

Ranking Web of Universities (Webometrics) has published the 2013
edition of the World University Rankings, and we are here to bring you
the Top 100 Best University in Nigeria from the webometrics World
University Ranking results.
It is worthy of note that the webometrics university ranking is a rank
of world universities web presence. Details at the endof this post..
Below is the Top 100 Best University in Nigeria for the first quater of 2013;
1. Obafemi Awolowo University
2. University of Agriculture Abeokuta
3. University of Lagos
4. University of Nigeria
5. University of Ilorin
6. University of Ibadan
7. Ahmadu Bello University
8. Auchi Polytechnic
9. University of Benin
10. Covenant University Ota
11. University of Jos
12. Federal University of Technology Akure
13. Yaba College of Technology
14. University of Port Harcourt
15. National Open University of Nigeria
16. Afe Babalola University Ado Ekiti Ekiti State
17. Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma
18. Lagos State University
19. Ekit…

HOW TO CONFIGURE UR AIRTEL SIM TO BROWSE ON YOUR PC AND PHONE WITHOUT STRESS

Browsing with your Airtel line at a time became stressful. even if Airtel service provider sends you their settings you may still be unable to browse. some times you may be able to browse but unable to download.
In my research i discovered that you can only solve this problem if it occurs to you with a manual configuration settings.
This problem or issue normally arise when you are using Airtel Bis (BLACKBERRY DATA PLAN) to browse with you modem on you PC or mobile phone.
go back and create an accesspoint settings and use similar settings
JUST USE THESE CONFIGURATION TO SAVE THE ISSUES.

ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE:
Go to settings=============>
Configuration settings========>
Default configuration settings===>choose personal config. settings========>
Then go back to personal config. settings and create your two settings (web and access point).
In the personal config. settings click on
Add new====>
click on Web
then fill it as follows
Account name-----------------airtel web
Home…

22 THINGS THAT MAKES HAPPY PEOPLE DIFFERENT

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There are two types of people in this world: those who choose to be happy, and those who choose to be unhappy. Contrary to popular belief, happiness doesn’t come from fame, fortune, other people, or material.
possessions. Rather, it comes from within. The richest person in the world could be miserable while a homeless person could be right outside smiling and content with their life.
  Happy people are happy because they make themselves happy. They maintain a positive outlook on life and remain at peace with themselves. The question is: how do they do that?
  It’s quite simple. Happy people have good habits that enhance their lives. They do things differently. Ask any happy person, and they will tell you that they …
1. DON'T HOLD GRUDGES
Happy people understand that it’s better to forgive and forget than to let their negative feelings crowd out their positive feelings. Holding a grudge has a lot of detrimental effects on your wellbeing, including increased depression, anxiety, and …

AKPOS DON KILL HIMSELF O~ cum and crack ur ribs

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Good-Morning Doc, Akpos says. I want to be CASTRATED.' 'What on Earth
for?' asks the Doctor in amazement.
It's something I've been thinking
about for a long time and I want to
have it done,' Akpos replied. 'But have
you thought it through properly?'
asks the Doctor. 'It's a very serious
operation and once it's done, there's
no going back. It will change yourLife
forever!' 'I'm aware of that & you're
not going to change my mind, so
either you book me in to be Castrated
or I'll simply go to another Doctor,
Akpos screamed.' 'Well, Ok, 'says the
Doctor, 'But it's against my better
Judgement!' So Akpos had his
operation and one week later, he was
up and walking very slowly, legs apart
down the Hospital Corridor with his
drip stand. Heading towards him, is
another patient walking in exactlythe
same manner. 'Hi there?' he says, 'It
looks as if you've just had the same
operation as …

THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST FATHER (12years old)

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YOUNGEST DAD
Sean Stewart became the youngest father in Britain yesterday when his
girlfriend gave birth to a healthy son. Seanis 12 and girlfriend Emma
Webster is 16-year-old girlfriend.
The pair, who are neighbours at Sharnbrook, Bedfordshire, were 11 and
15 when Emma became pregnant. Sean and his mother moved next door to
the Websters in November 1996 and he became Emma's boyfriend shortly
after that. He is a 7th year student at Margaret Beaufort School in
the nearby village of Riseley.
Emma is studying for her GCSEs – including one in child care – at
Sharnbrook Upper School.
Last summer, Sean said he would stand by Emma and be there for the
baby. "I was shocked at first when I was toldEmma was pregnant but I
am allright about it now." Emma said she thought Sean had told her he
was the same age as she was when they started going out.

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HOT JOKES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY~LWKMD

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THE VILLAGE MAMA AHND THE G-STRING
There was this female student who died of HIV aids. Her mother then
went to her hostel to pack her tins.
As she was packing her tins she saw her g string and shouted
"which kind disease b this wey Dey tear pant."

AKPOS AND HIS DAD IN A COUNTER ATTACK.
Dad: What's 10 plus 10?
Akpos: I don't know.
Dad: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
Akpos: Daddy, if you see a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which
would you pick?
Dad: 1000 of course
Akpos: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill you.

AKPOS AND THE GOLDEN LANTERN.
Akpors walking on the beach when he comes upon a golden
lantern half buried in the sand.
He picks it up and rubs it to get
the sand off and a Genie appears and says:
"Master I am
your Genie and I am here to grant you three wishes, but I
must tell you, whatever you
wish for your wife will be given twice
as much."
So akpors thinks a
second and says "Wh…

SOME FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW

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FACTS: 
1. The Whale's heart beats 8 times in a minute.
2. We share 70% of our D.N.A with a Slug.
3. Lonomia Obliqua is the worlds deadliest Caterpillar.
4. Goats are the first animals domesticated by man in the 10,000BC.
5. Killer Whales are not Whales at all, rather a specimen of Dolphins.
6. Jaws is the most common name for GOLD FISH.
7. The Ostrich has two toes on it's feet which gives it a greater speed.
8. Fireflies don't bite or have pincers; Fireflies are harmless. They
don't carry diseases.
9. Goats and Sheep are seasonal breeders.
10. The Kangaroos Ancestors lived on trees; today there are 8
different tree Kangaroos.
11. A garden Caterpillar has 248 muscles in it's head.
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10 FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW-HELPFUL

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AKPOS HAS KILLED AGAIN-come in

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Akpos: I am dreaming to be rich

just like my father.

Teaher: " Is ur father rich?

Akpos: No, he's dreaming Too

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PRINCIPAL: Akpos your result

was very poor and disgraceful.

What's even your favourite

subject?

AKPOS: Free period.

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Akpos: I wish I had been born

4000 years ago!

Teacher: Why?

Akpos: I would not have to
learn too much history

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Akpos: I can't marry u, my

family members refused..

Ekaette: Who're those trying
to stop our

love?.

Akpos: My wife & 5 kids

AKPORS AND THE PSYCHOLOGY STUDENT-crack your ribs.

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Akpos asked Chichi in a library;

"Do you mind if I sit beside
you?"
Chichi answered with a

loud voice; "I DON'T WANT TO
SPEND THE NIGHT WITH

YOU!!!"

All the students in the library
started staring at Akpos and
he was embarrassed. After a

couple of minutes, Chichi

walked quietly to Akpos' table

and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a
man is thinking, I guess you
felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a loud
voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE
NIGHT!!!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

everyone in the library looked

at Chichi in shock and Akpos
whispered in her ears
"I study
Law and I know how to make

someone feel guilty". GBAM!

scores settled
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HOW TO USE FACEBOOK FOR FREE ON YOUR MTN LINE

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FREE FACEBOOK ACCESS ON MTN
The number 1 service provide in Nigeria, MTN in colaboration facebook
is offering all of their customers free access to facebook website.
This is not a cheat or trick; it is from mtn.
To be able to access facebook 4 free enter
0.facebook.com

NOTE: this is 0 zero not letter o.
This method also work on airtel line.
Pls dont forget to drop ur comment and also the use the share button.

SAD NEWS: CHINUA ACHEBE IS DEAD~how he died

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Prof. Chinua Achebe, the father of modern African literature, the news
of whose death News Express broke this morning, died peacefully, it
has emerged.
A statement released by his agent and family confirmed that his death
last night in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, came
"following a brief illness."
According to the statement, "One of the great literary voices of his
time, he was also a beloved husband, father, uncle and grandfather,
whose wisdom and courage are an inspiration to all who knew him.
Professor Achebe's family requests privacy at this time."
It described his "wisdom and courage" as an "inspiration to all who knew him."
Meanwhile, the Anambra State Government has confirmed Achebe's death.
Mike Udah, Chief Press Secretary to Governor Peter Obi, told the BBC
that they are mourning the death of "the illustrious son of thestate,
Nigeria and Africa."
One of Africa's best known authors, his 1958 debut novel…

The Couples And The Hotel Manager-Very funny

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An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after
almost eleven hours on theroad, they were too tired to continue and
decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for
four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out of the
hotel four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for$350. The
man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350
is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel
has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were
available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them," the husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. The
Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in
one of the…

Director General, NYSC, Brig-Gen. Nnamdi Affia Set To Train Youth Corpers In Martial Arts.

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Director General, National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Brig-Gen. Nnamdi
Affia, has emphasised the need to train corps members in self defence.
Affia, during a visit to Akwa Ibom State NYSC permanent camp, noted
that due to reports of kidnapping in the country, self protection had
become mandatory for everyone.

He said the introduction of martial art was to expose all corps member
to various ways in which they could protect themselves.

Affia urged corp members to understand the community they are posted
to after their three weeks in camp and shun acts of confrontation with
village idols in the name of religion.

He charged corps members to dress decently and avoid night parties and
unnecessary travelling.

Joke: Akpos In A Night Club

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Akpors went to a nightclub and none of the ladies agreed to dance wit
him, Sudenly the light's went off so he decided to rush one girl, but
the girl gave him a dirty slap, The lights came on in a second and
every body was looking at their direction trying to know who did d
slapping and who recieved the slap.

Akpors qickly shouted:- If you do it again i will slap u again!!

2013/2014 REAL WAEC CHEMISTRY PRATICAL

2013/2014 REAL WAEC CHEMISTRY
SPECIMEM i. Red and Blue Litmus Paper
ii. Aqueous NH3
iii. Dilute HCl
iv. Barium Chloride Solution
vi. Dilute HNO3
vii. AgNO3
vii. Lime Water

APPARATUS. *Glass rod*Filtration paper *Spatula *Two boiling tubes *Four test tubes *Methyl Orange Indicator *Wash Bottle containing distilled water [H2O] [-]2.8cm3 of concentrated H2SO4---An [-]3?9g of NaOH per dm3 of solution---Bn [-]6.6g of (NH4)2SO4 per dm3--- Cn [-]FeCl3 per dm3

CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL :: WHAT TO EXPECT. QUESTION 1 is always on TITRATION. Guess by now you should know how to TABULATE your readings & AT THE SAME TIME,

MANIPULATE YOUR READINGS TO GET YOUR END POINT. [N.B :: Your teacher will give you an end point you will work on.]

PRACTICE HOW TO MANIPULATE YOUR TABLE. Remember, this is key. IF YOUR SCHOOL'S END POINT is 23.30cm^3, YOU SHOULDN'T EXCEED or - 0.20. i.e IT'S A THING OF PLUS OR MINUS 0.20.

IF YOUR SCHOOL'S END POINT IS 23.30, IT'S EITHER YOUR ANSWER IS 21.3…

REAL 2013/2014 WAEC SPECIMEN FOR AGRIC PRACTICAL

AGRIC SPECIMENS
A= sandy soil (tobe labelled).
B= loamy soil.
C=clay soil.
D= pebbles or sand stone.
E= granite.
F= marble.
G= litmus paper (blue and red).
H= dilute hcli (tobe labelled.
I=shears.
J= secciteurs.
K= spade.
M= tridax.
N= elephant grass.
O=centrosema.
P= tropical kudzu.
Q= pieces of meat.
R= leather.
S=feather.
T= liver fluke..
U= tick.
V=water (to be labelled).
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REAL BIOLOGY PRACTICAL SPECIMEN FOR 2013 WAEC

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Specimen A= stem of cassava plant/sugar cane or sweat potato.

Specimen B= plantain/banana/pineapple sucker.

Specimen C= runner of grass

specimen D= sayrogyra spirament in water

specimen E=lung of freshly killed goat

specimen f=freshly preserved toad

SpecimenG1=water leaf plant with freshly stem

specimenG2=water leaf plant with freshly skin(leaf in coffe solution for six hours)

Specimen L=skin of goat or sheep or cow

Specimen M=feather

Specimen N=shell of a gaint Africa snell

Specimen O

Specimen P=tuber of irish potatoes

Specimen Q=hibiscus(weag of hibiscus or bougainum)

specimen R=cassava cutton

specimen S=hind wing of a cockroach.

NOTE:-SPECIMEN H I J K IS Not for Nigeria Student.

Akpos And The Policeman-Interesting

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Akpos was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and
immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to
collect"EGUNJE"money from him...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog
in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at
him.

POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?

AKPOS: [E bone e face] Yes!

POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?

AKPOS: From D hospital!

POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?

AKPOS: No, na the dog o.

POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?

AKPOS: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.

POLICE: and the dog know you o?

AKPOS: Yes na, no be me get am?

POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?

AKPOS: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.

POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.....

Then the policeman flew out of the car..
Lol

HOW TO FORMAT NOKIA S60 VERSION 5 TOUCH SCREEN SYMBIAN FONES

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This is a very Wonderful Tutorial all Nokia Touch Screen Phone Users should lay their hands on...
Examples: Nokia 5800 Xpress Music, 5230, X6, and any other Touch Screen Phones!
----------------
This Trick is called the 3-Finger Salute for S60v5 - Full Hard Reset Trick
--------------- ARE YOU HAVING ANY OF THIS PROBLEMS?
1. Blank Screen Phone Unable to Boot.
2. Phone just writing "Nokia" word screen.
3. Install some program but not able to uninstall it after that.
4. Error messages such as "Child Installer" keeps popping-up.
STEPS FOR FORMATTING YOUR TOUCH SCREEN FONE WITHOUT PAYING ANYBODY
[1.] Turn of your Phone
[2.] Press and hold down the [Green] + [Red] + [Camera] Keys, Dont Remove ur Hands.
[3.] Turn the Phone ON, and keep pressing until you see the Nokia Hands Shaking logo. After a few minutes when the Full phone formatting completed, your Phone will be back to original system and factory settting.
FOLLOW THESE STEPS WELL AND YOU ARE GOOD TO GO.

SOME FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW- HELPFUL

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10 FACTS U MAYNOT KNOW: 1. The Very First Bomb That The Allies Dropped
On Berlin In WW2 (WORLD WAR 2) Hit An Elephant.

2. A Garden Caterpillar Has 248 Muscles In It's Head.

3. George Washington Teeth Were Made Of Elephant's Ivory And Walrus Tusks.

4. A Moth Has No Stomach.

5. The Great Horned Owl Has No Sense Of Smell.

6. Scientist Have Performed Brain Surgery On Cockroaches.

7. Most Elephants Weigh Less Than The Tongue Of A Blue Whale.

8. Dogs Have Sweat Glands Inbetween Their Paws.

9. The Fear Of Animal Is Called Zoophobia.

10. Chocolates, Macadamia, Nuts, Cooked Onions Or Anything With
Caffeine Are Harmful To Dogs.
HOPE THIS HELPS.
STAY TUNED 4 MORE

Nokia Asha Phone VS Etisalat Free 60mb Still rocking wela

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HOW TO GET FREE 60MB ON UR ETISALAT SIM USING ASHA PHONES.
This is not a cheat but some people dont really know it.
Nokia vs etisalat is giving out free 60mb to any one who buys asha
phone and uses etisalat sim.
Just follow these steps and u re gud to go.
1. Get any Asha phone 201, 202, 203, 303, 305
2. Insert ur etisalat sim
3. Go to ur message>>create message>>message.
4. Now send NOKIA to 66542
5. Ur will then recieve a message that ur have successfuly activate ur
asha...........
6. Now check ur bundle balance with *228# u will c ur cool 60mb.
chikina.
NOTE:
1. IT DOES NOT WORK ON NOKIA ASHA 200.
IT CAN ONLY B DONE ONES PER PHONE.
2. YOU BE AUTOMATICALLY GIVEN 60MB EVERY MONTH FOR 6MONTHS ONCE YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE. 

JOKE: THE CASKET MAN AND HIS SICK FRIEND AT THE HOSPITAL

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A Casket maker visted one ofhis friend who was very sick@ the
hospital, & the following conversations took place between them!

Casket man: my friend how are u feeling now?

Friend: am geting much better my broda thank u...

The casket man frowned his face immediately.

Friend: How is ur your casket work? The casket man replied with a
little smile on his face...

"My friend, Na ur hand E_ dey ooo. If to say u go gree die now, market
for move small.

lolzz...

Akpos And The Pharmacist: very funny

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Akpors gets into a pharmacy& says 2 d pharmacist,"Hello, could u give
me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & Ithink I mayb
in with a chance!"
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns &
says,"Give me another condom becausemy girlfriend's sister is very
cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she
sees me &I think I might strike a luck there too.
"D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he
turns back& says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom
is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact &
since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a
move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left,d sister on
his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors
lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinne…

JOKE OF THE DAY: Akpors and the coffin and the police. LWKMD

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Akpors was a professional carpenter and was transporting one of his
product [coffin box] to his customer when some Nigerian police stopped
him. You know police and their wahala. They stopped him and asked him
"where is your particulars" Akpors got up, carried the coffin on his
head and started running. When the police saw this, they asked him
where was he going to and he said "I NOLIKE THE PLACE WHEY DEM BURY
ME, I WANT CHANGE LOCATION" see as police jaz

The NSCDC Officer who Made the Oga At The Top Comment on TV has been Suspended by NSCDC

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According to reports we are monitoring, Mr Obafaiye Shem, the Lagos
State Commandant of the NigerianSecurity and Civil Defence Corps,
NSCDC, has been suspended.
His suspension comes on theheels of his now famous 'oga at the top'
comment which went viral after his embarrassing ordeal at the Channels
Television breakfast programme – Sunrise Daily.
More Details coming Soon..
The Question remains:- Is that Mistake worth Suspension???
Click the link below to download the video
LINK:http://naijaloaded.com/mobile_video/videos2/Naijaloaded_Oga_at-Top_Thats-all.mp4

AKPOS AND THE YAHOO BOY-VERY FUNNY

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Apkors might not be all that
stupid
Apkors VS yahoo boy(scammer)
Akpos: Hello? Who am I
speaking with Pls?
Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know
who is calling?
Akpos: No I don't, the number is
restricted.
Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?
Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who
am I
speaking with?
Yahoo boy: It's your friend from
London.
Akpos: I have a couple of friends
in London
which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess.
Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?
Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!
Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time
no see,
how now? How is London?
Yahoo boy: London is fine, how
is Nigeria?
Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the
usual
wahala, Ehen! The other day I
saw ur
mother , she is very sick o, dat
was two
weeks ago, I am sure she should
be dead by
now….
Yahoo boy: Ah!
Akpos: Yes o, your father's house
in the
village rainstorm blew away the
roof and it
landed on the old mans legs and
shattered
them, he is at Ogwa presently
……
Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!
Akpos: ….yes o, the bone mender
says it will
not…

Five Lecturers Of The University Of Calabar Sacked Over Plagiarism And Financial Fraud

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The University of Calabar, UNICAL officials have dismissed five top
lecturers of the higher institution over Plagiarism and fraud.
According to Mrs Julia Omang, UNICAL Registrar, four out of the five
dismissed lecturers were involved in plagiarism while one of them was
a case of financial fraud.

The names of the four plagiarists are;

Dr. Azubuike Iloeje

Dr. Maurice Bisong ( Department of English

and Literary Studies)

Mr. Oden Ubi (Department of Marketing)

Dr. Paulinus Noah (Department of Linguistics

and Communication Studies)

while Dr Damian Agom was dismissed for

over payment of salary to the tone of N7, 268,044. 95 over a period of
11 months.

Other 10 academic staffs were demoted on related offenses.

Source: Network News

Health Tip: How To Survive A Heart Attack (CARDIAC ARREST) When Alone

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Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without
help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to
feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing
consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and
very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be
deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the
chest.

A breath and a cough must berepeated about every two seconds without
let-up until help arrives, or until the heartis felt to be beating
normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze
the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on
the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this by sharingthis topic
now. It could save their lives!!

EFCC Arrest Five (5) Yahoo Boys In Enugu State, Recovering Some Items

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EFCC released a statement via their website saying they have arrested
five suspected internet fraudsters in Enugu. The statement, released
by the Acting Head, Media and Publicity, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, said the
suspects were picked up from their hide out at No. 26 and 42, Chimaobi
Uba Street, GRA, Enugu following an intelligence report.
Part of the statement reads:

"The suspects, Uche Nwakor,27; Ejikeme Oluchukwu, 30; Ifeanyi Ejikeme,
28; Nnamani Ikechukwu,30 and Ibe Kodili are alleged to be serial
scammers who have defrauded several victims.

"Some of the items recovered from the suspects include Eight Thousand,
TwoHundred and Twenty Seven United States Dollars ( $8,227); Seventy
Three Thousand Naira (N73,000.00); eight (8) exoticcars; nine (9)
laptops; twenty one (21) mobile phones; two (2) internet routers; one
(1) currency counter and one (1) Sony camera.
"Other incriminating items found with the suspects include four (4)
drivers' license bearing different names wi…

Pics Of A Stranded 'Baby' Whale That Was Butchered On Lekki Beach

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It is indeed Strange how Nigerians descend on endangered species in
our society. Should we single out poverty as a reason for this?
Yesterday, this pygmy sperm whale was washed ashore Lekki beach in
Lagos, Nigeria and some youths, probably funseekers on the spot, did
not give it a second thought before they pounced on it with knives,
machetes and jigsaws.
oboy cum see peper soup tins.
Na wa 4 9ja boiz o

PICS OF THE BEAUTIFUL NORWAY PRISON-STEALING TINS

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"In the law, being sent to prison is nothing to do with putting you in
aterrible prison to make you suffer. The punishment is that you lose
your freedom. If wetreat people like animals when they are in prison,
they are likelyto behave like animals. Here, we pay attention to you
as human beings." — Arne Nilsen, Governor of Bastoy Prison, Norway

Can you believe this is a prison in Norway? If Nigeria's own is like
this, i will have no problem whatsoever staying in a prison.
Compare that to Nigeria's prison u go suffer.
OBOY I GO SOON GO THIEF FOR NORWAY O.

DPO Jumps Fence To Escape From Boko Haram When They Heard Gun Shots From Armed Robbers

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Sokoto state yesterday was shocked as the picture of a DPO jumping a
fence in fear of boko haram instead of confronting them was shown on
the web

According to the blogospere, this happened in the police station close
to Old Market in Sokoto State yesterday.

"At the sound of the armed robbers' heavy guns, which was like bombs,
the DPO and one of his men quickly escaped through the back of the
station, thinking they were about to be attacked by the dreaded Boko
Haram"

AKPOS DOING HIS ASSIGNMENT-part 2

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Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that
everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass.
When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for the teacher
to mark, while the teacher was marking Akpos' work, he noticed that
there was nothing on the drawing book.
So he called Akpos to ask why he left the drawing book blank.
Akpos replied and said
"Maybe the goat has finish eating the grass and went away"
lolz