Love Letter 4rm Akpos The Accountant

Akpors a graduate of Accounting ,wrote a letter to his GF Ekaitte

Love letter from an Accountant

In the Journal of my heart,

I have written a Journal Entry,

Debiting my love & crediting my affection,

Now partners, I write this Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our

business,

And your eyes are Stock In Trade,

Now let us enter into a Transaction,

Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already indicated

On the Ledger Folio column,

Any way, our relations are based on

Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,

Which can be realized,

Interest on the same,

Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,

You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,

Both at the same time,

And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial Balance,

Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance,

And In the Balance Sheet of our life.

Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,

If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry

Debtors?

If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry

Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl,

Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,

A balance Sheet

And the Auditor will certify thus,

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE& FAIR VIEW OF

LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING AkPORS and EKAITTE 'slife Account

Your dying Accountant in love,

AKPORS