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JAMB Registrar, Ojerinde Escapes Assasination From GUN MEN.

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The Registrar of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, Prof.
Dibu Ojerinde escaped assassination by whiskers when hired assassins
went after him.
The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled
through the fence of the house, entered through the back door and
gained entrance into the house while the security-men attached to the
compound did not notice as they were stationed at the gate of the
house.
The security personnel which include two regular armed police men and
other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the
incident throughout the period the operations lasted.
Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story
narrated to him by the children and relations who are staying with
him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were
continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar. The
children told the assassins that he has travelled for official
assignments but the men w…

Joke Of The Day - Umh.!!...Interesting

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Laugh ur Ribs
Government announced that if u have 5
kids, you would be paid a salary of N1,000,000 every year.
A man heard the news and said to his wife, I
have 2 kids with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add
him to our 3 kids.
When he came back, he saw only one of
his kids remaining. He asked, where are the
other 2 kids?
His wife replied, "you are not the only one who heard the news,THEIR
FATHERS CAME TO CARRY THEM".
Somebody Should Please Rate Them.

My Favourite Motivational Quotes

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FAVOURITE QUOTES.
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These guided me maybe it might be helpful to u aswell.
1. Great Men started Small but they ended up creating a gaint business empires.
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2. Never Play With The Feelings Of Others

Because You May Win The Game But The Risk Is

That You Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life

Time.

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3. The world suffers a lot. Not because of the

violence of bad people, But because of the

silence of good people.
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4. I am thankful to all those who said NO to me

It's because of them I did it myself."

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5. If friendship is your weakest point then YOU are
the strongest person in the world.
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6. Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is

Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They
Have The Ability To Deal With It.

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7. Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait

Too Long You Can Miss Them.

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8. When You Are In …

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Nokia Asha 210 Specification And Price - NOKIA'S UPDATE

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Nokia has announced the new Nokia Asha 210 as a fresh-looking QWERTY
phone with the world's first dedicated WhatsApp button .
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The brand new Nokia Asha 210 comes in Single and Dual-SIM variants i.e
Single SIM Nokia Asha 210 and dual SIM Nokia Asha 210 .
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The dual SIM variant comes with Nokia's Eay-Swap technology to allow
you to change SIM cards on the go. You don't even have to switch the
phone off to change the SIM in the slot on the side.
The QWERTY keyboard , WiFi and a dedicated WhatsApp button offers a
smarter way to get social with the Nokia Asha 210.
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The Nokia Xpress Browser uses cloud-based technology to reduce data
consumption by up to 90 per cent. You'll also find the Nokia Nearby
web app to help you discover local sights, restaurants and other
points of interest.
As well as WhatsApp, the phone comes with Facebook , Twitter and
support for email accounts .
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There'…

Subscribe For ETISALAT 2 Months BlackBerry Plan And Get 1 Month Free - Getting Better & Hot.

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Etisalat Nigeria have Just launched the 2 For 1 offer on the new BlackBerry Absolute & Complete Plans!

>>>Pay for 2 consecutive months of BlackBerry Absolute or Complete, and get the 3rd month free
Dial *369*1# for BB Complete @N1000/month.
>>>>>>Dial *369*2# for BB Absolute @ N1500/month.
At the end of 30 days, auto renewal will occur, charging you the same amount again.

Once auto renewal has taken place, you will receive confirmation of one month's free subscription at the end of the SECOND 30-days period.
ENJOY...!!!...
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Latest Tweak On How To Browse With Your MTN SIM Unlimitedly 4 one month. April/May Update.

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WITH THIS SMS TWEAK YOU WOULD GET UNLIMITED MB

ON YOUR MTN LINE TO BROWSE FOR 1 MONTH FREE.
This
works only on 0803

AND
0806 Follow the

below steps
to get free

Megabyte to
browse the internet
free with MTN.

STEPS:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Step 1. Load N100
on Your
mtn sim.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Step 2. Goto your

Message
and type
MAIL
BROWSE
MONTH
in Capital
letters and send it
to 4777 or 131

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Step 3. After a
minute or there
about, you will get a

message saying
WRONG FORMAT.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Step 4. Wait after

24hrs
MTN will send you

another
message which will
look like
the one below:

" WELCOME TO MTN 1

MONTH
DATA PLAN"


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Step 5. After getting

Nairakits Wishes all His Readers Sitting for the 2013 JAMB Utme Success in his/her Result

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AAs this long awaited 2013 Jamb Utme commences 2day. I wish all those
writing the jamb success As they sit for the exam.
My short prayer for those writing the Jamb are:
1. You will not read in vain because God will cause u 2 remember and
utilise all u have read.
2. Good luck will be your portion as you must gain admission this year.
3. You wont pass jamb with narrow escape mark. 250 .
4. Safe journey shall be your portion as you travel or fare to your
various centres of the exam.
5. God will cause invigilators and co-candidates to favour you 2day.
6. And lastly God will c every1 through in JESUS NAME!!........AMEN!!!
Reply amen to get your blessing.
Jamb expo bonus is opened to all those writing
ENGLISH >>> MATHS >>> PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY.
Just send your number to this 08094082602 to recieve the answers free of charge.
Good luck pals.

How To Disable Etisalat BIS - Stop Auto-renewal

If you are subscribed to Etisalat Blackberry Internet service , your BIS will automatically be renewed once it expires provided you have enough airtime on your Etisalat SIM card. If you want to stop Etisalat from automatically deducting your airtime for BIS, you will have to dial the code for deactivating Etisalat BIS.

To deactivate etisalat Blackberry Complete, Social and BIS Non-Voice plans? Dial *399*2# from your BlackBerry device and wait for the confirmation of your status.

That's all.
You can check out and drop your replies.

How To Send BulkSMS To All Networks in Nigeria Through Etisalat Web Messaging: ETISALAT USERS.

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You can now send SMS to multiple phone users on all networks in
Nigeria at the same time using Etisalat webSMS portal. Etisalat web
messaging is a flexible, easy to use bulk messaging service that
enables you to send large volumes of messages to family and friends on
all networks in Nigeria.
The service offers the flexibility of SMS scheduling and sending SMS
in various formats.

The SMS portal is directly linked to your mobile phone , SMS sent from
the portal deducts airtime directly from your main account balance.
The cost of the message will be deducted from your airtime before the
message is sent. You can send SMS to a minimum of 20 and above.

You can schedule SMS (compose the SMS and set the time you want it to
be sent) but you CANNOT customize your sender ID. Recipients of your
SMS will see the SMS coming from your phone number.

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How To Get Started
==> Go to https://sms.etisalat.com.ng…

How To Port To Etisalat from MTN, Airtel, And Glo Line

Mobile Number Portability has kicked off in Nigeria; now making it possible for you to keep your mobile phone number when porting from one network provider to another despite the change of your SIM card.
If you are currently on Airtel, Glo or MTN network, you can easily port to Etisalat without changing your Airtel, Glo or MTN phone number.
For you to port to Etisalat, walk into the nearest Etisalat Experience Centre or MPOS with a valid means of identification , photocopy of the id and the mobile number you want to port to Etisalat .
Right at the Experience centre, The Etisalat representative will inform you to initiate the porting process by texting " PORT " to 3232 after which the personal info needed for the porting process will be obtained from you.
A new Etisalat SIM will be issued to you. If the porting is successful(maximum 48 hours), your Old SIM will stop working and you will start enjoying Etisalat services on your new Etisalat SIM without any change of phone…

How To Download Paid Android Applications For Free-Confirmed Way

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This Is the Best and easiest way on how you can get most paid Apps for
free on your android phones.

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1. File Sharing Websites:- The best way to download Android apps for
free is through file sharing websites. The file sharing on these
websites is done by Android users who download or buy paid apps and
upload them in file sharing websites. The best popular file sharing
websites are:

www.4shared.com

www.mediafire.com

www.filecrop.com

Out of all the File Sharing Website, I would Choosed 4shared, because
it's simply the best and most popular with Loads of Cool Apps and
Games.

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Steps To Download Paid App From These Websites
:
Go to any of these websites and type the application's name you wish
to download for free and add the extension of ".apk".

e.g For example if you want to download ADWLauncher EX (A paid app in
Google playSto…

MTN Buys Over Etisalat Man ‘Saka’ in New Advert Campaign For N20M

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If you watch TV regularly, you must have come across Nigerian actor
Hafiz Oyetoro a.k.a Saka. He sometimes features in some soap operas
and yoruba movies but he is popularly known for his hilarious roles in
Etisalat advertisements…

Now here's the best part, Saka seems to have upgraded and switched
over to rival company, telecoms giant MTN. A new MTN ad campaign
indicates so.

The ad starts with Saka dressed in green traditional attire – which
probably stands for Etisalat, lol – only to transform into a bright
yellow attire – MTN – as he leads a music band.

'I don port o, I don port go MTN. I don upgrade to MTN', Saka sings and dances.

Sources say Saka was paid a mouth watering N20m…he don hammer!. Who
would resist the offer? Many questions however trail the move; didn't
Saka have an exclusive contract with Etisalat or was he being paid per
campaign?

But that MTN Portability Ad with Saka is arguably a greater coup than
Sani Abacha's overthrow of Ernest Shonekan.
This…

Akpos The Wicked Lawyer-LWKMD

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Akpos, a lawyer was going home from court when he saw two men eating grass. He quickly stoped the car, got out and asked why they were eating grass. They replied that they where very hungry.
Akpos told them to get in the car and promised to fill their stomachs. One of the men said:
"sir i have two children and a wife",
Akpos told him to bring them.
The other said: I have six childs and two wives, Akpos told him to bring them. On the way to his house, they thanked him for his generousity.
Akpos replied: you don't have to, my house is big and the grass there is about two feet tall.

AKPOS DON OUT SMART DEVIL O - BEST JOKE OF THE DAY

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Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpos, were out riding
in the Car when it Crashed into a Tree. Before Anyone knows it,the
three Men Found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates Of
Heaven,Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby.
"Gentlemen", The Devil started, "due to the Fact that Heaven is now
overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of
people entering into Heaven".
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I ont Know or cannot
answer, Then you are worthy enough to enter into Heaven; If not, then
you will come with me to Hell.

The Philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive
report on socrates teachings".
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the
devil. The Philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

"Then, Go To Hell" with another snap Of the devil's Finger,
the Philosopher Disappeared.

The Mathematician then asked, "Give me the…

HOW TO REBOOT A BLACKBERRY PHONE WITHOUT REMOVING THE BATTERY

As nice as the Blackberry is, Sometimes having to reboot your BlackBerry just because you installed an application can be very annoying, but, having to pull the battery out of your device to do so, makes the process irritating expecially when you're in the Middle of Something.

With today's Quick Tip we wanted to remind BlackBerry users that if you simply need to reboot your device pulling the battery is overkill.
You can perform a "soft reset", or, reboot your BlackBerry by pressing the Alt, right Shift, and Delete buttons simultaneously. So long as your device isn't locked up this keyboard shortcut for rebooting your BlackBerry is lot less hassle than physically pulling the battery…

This also works when your Subscribe to BIS Subscription & you're asked to remove your Battery after some Minutes to make your Subscription Active, Just do the Soft Reset as describe above and Start Pinging on your Blackberry Device.

Some annoying Features, RIM still overlook …

GOOD NEWS: Mobile Number Portability Flags Off Today As You Can Now Dump A Bad Network Operator Without Losing Your Number

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From today, Over 100 million mobile phone users in the country can now change from one network to another and still retain their numbers, courtesy of the Mobile Number Portability (MNP) regime which takes off today.
The regime would be flagged off with a massive publicity event by the Nigeria Communications Commissions (NCC).
However, there are concerns about how mobile phone users can effectively access and enjoy the benefits of the system after the launch.

Perhaps in anticipation of this, NCC has outlined what subscribers should do to effectively utilise the benefits of the system.
Mobile Number Portability makes it possible for a subscriber to migrate from one network – may be due to poor services – to another which he/she feels can offer better services, without losing his/her
original phone number.

Already, NCC and telecoms operators as well as MNP service providers, have confirmed their readiness for the scheme while there has been excitement stemming from what MNP is able and a…

BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram Leader Declares Ceasefire, Says They Are Ready For Dialogue.

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The planned amnesty programme of the Federal Government for members of
the Boko Haram Islamist sector seems to have made a breakthrough as
one of the top leaders of the sector, Mohammed Marwan has indicated
the readiness of the sector to dialogue with the Federal Government.
Marwan, who said this in an interview with the Hausa Service of the
Voice of America (VoA) monitored in Kaduna, said that it was as an
indication of the sect's willingness to dialogue with the government
on the way forward in the offer of amnesty that it released the French
family it had been holding hostage for two months.
He said the release was as a decision that was taken after a meeting
with 11 other top members of the sect.
The French family, the Moulin-Fourniers had been kidnapped in Northern
Cameroun, 10km from the Nigerian border and held by the Boko Haram
Islamist sect for two months until their release this week.
The sect leader, however, warned that any government offensive against
the sect members…

CBN Set To Change From Printing Of Polymer Naira Notes To Paper Notes.

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The Central Bank of Nigeria has stopped the
printing of small denomination naira notes in polymer because they fade quickly.
The Deputy Governor, CBN, Mr. Tunde Lemo,
disclosed this in an interview with the News
Agency of Nigeria on Sunday in Washington on
the sidelines of the ongoing Spring Meeting of the World Bank and the
International Monetary Fund.
He said, "By the middle of the year, we will start to produce the
second generation of lower denomination notes, now in paper and not in
polymer."
"My plea is that Nigerians should exercise patience; it wasn't the
fault of the CBN; it was just because we had to go back to the drawing
board to rethink the 'Project Cure' in the light of the wish of the
public that we should not go ahead with the N5,000 notes and lower
denominations.
"We will correct that in the course of the year.
Polymer certainly will be phased out. In fact, we are phasing out
polymer. No new note is being printed in polymer now."
L…

Useful Health Tips For The Day.

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1. Toxins in secondhand smoke can cause asthma, cancer and other
serioûs diseases. Always insist on having a smoke free
environment.>>>>>>>>>

2. Drinking alcohol excessively is unhealthy. It could cause
cardiomyopathy; a deadly condition inwhich the heart weakens and stops
working effectively.>>>>>>>>>

3. Did you know that coughing and sneezing cannot transmit HIV? Hiv is
found in blood, semen, vaginal fluids, and breastmilk of infected
persons.>>>>>>>>>

4. Don't Drink Tea in Plastic Cups and Don't Eat Any Food on Polythene
Paper. The plastic reacts to heat and It Will Cause different types of
Cancers.>>>>>>>>>

5. Whenever your phone's battery is low to last battery, don't answer
any call with the phone, because the radiation is 1000 times
stronger.>>>>>>>>>

6. Do not scratch recharge cards with your nails, as it contains
Silver Nitro O…

WAEC Sets To Cancel The Results Of Candidates As Penalty Of Exam Cheats

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The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) will henceforth cancel
the entire results of any candidates who cheat in more than one
subject.

In a communiqué it issued at the end of the council's 55th Nigeria
Examinations Committee (NEC) meeting, the council said it had become
necessary to review its rules on examination malpractice.

The communiqué was signed by the WAEC Deputy Director (Public
Affairs), Mr Yusuf Ari, and made available to the News Agency of
Nigeria (NAN) on Saturday in Lagos.

The meeting held from April 15 to April 17 in Lagos.

The council said that it observed with concerns the indictment of some
candidates for malpractice in more than one subject in the
November/December, 2012 West African Senior Secondary Certificate
Examination (WASSCE).

"In order to check the ugly trend, the committee subsequently decided
that the sanction in the council's rules and regulations should be
reviewed.

"It is clear that there is an urgent need to re…

Female Banker Withdraws N7M From Customer’s Account.

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A female contract staff working with a new generation bank on Adeola
Hopewell Street, Victoria Island, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, has
been arrested by police at the Bar Beach Division, Victoria Island,
Lagos, for allegedly withdrawing the sum of N7 million from the
account of a customer of the bank by forging his signature.

The suspect, Mildred Aiwekhoe, 28, was arraigned before an Igbosere
Magistrate's Court on a 6-count charge of fraud.

The police alleged that the accused, an account officer of the bank
between November 2012 and February 2013 fraudulently obtained the
cheque booklet of Joseph Eguavoen, a customer of the bank with account
No. 0024568327 and forged his signature.

According to the police, the bank management discovered the fraud when
they audited their account.

Subsequently, they sacked the accused and handed her over to the
police to face prosecution.

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges when it was read to her
in the open court, and the magistrate M…

How To Browse With Etisalat Bis On Your Pc- April Update, No Software Needed

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Etisalat BIS now Rocks again on PC.

Using your Etisalat BIS on PC involves the following steps:{For Novices}
Tools needed:

> Etisalat SIM

> GPRS enabled phone

> An Internet Modem

> Personal Computer/Laptop

1. Get an etisalat SIM and activate it for Data. A SIM should normally
be automatically activated for internet immediately you insert into
your phone and on it. If after some period you still dont get the
setting sent to you. Push etisalat Data Settings to your Phone. If you
already have a SIM you have been using it to browse, you dont need
this step. Just proceed to step two.

2. Now that your SIM is internet ready, load a recharge card of N1000
to your phone and subscribe to etisalat Monthly Blackberry plan. To
Subscribe for Etisalat BIS, Send SOM to 399 or Dial *499*2# .

Note:- Wait till you get an Etisalat SMS that your subscription is successful.

3. Remove the Etisalat SIM and insert into you Internet Modem.
Connect your modem to your PC and create a new settings pr…

Start Your Day With laughter with Akpors Jokes.

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AKPOS AND THE TEACHER<<<<<>>>>>
TEACHER: If I give u 2cats and another 2cats and another 2 cats
how many cats will you have?

AKPOS: Seven, Sir.

TEACHER: No, listen carefully. If
give you 2 cats, and another 2

cats and another 2 cats, how
many will you have?

AKPOS: Seven.

TEACHER: Let me put it to you
differently. If I give you 2apples,
and another 2 apples and another

2 apples, how many will you have?

AKPOS: Six.

TEACHER: Good. Now if I give you
2 cats, and another 2cats and

another 2 cats, how many cats
you will have?

AKPOS: Seven!!!

Angry TEACHER: Where did you get
Your seven from?

AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I
already get 1 cat for House!

<<<>>>>AKPOS FOOLISH DIE<<<<>>>>
Akpos just bought a new television.

One evening, akpos & his wife Ekaete were watching
a
christian program..

In the program, the pastor was preaching
about

how God called moses. The pastor said:

`God will call you they same wa…

List of Top 50 University in Nigeria for 2013 Released by NUC.

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National University Commission, NUC released the list of the Top 50
University in Nigeria for 2013 so far and University of Ibadan, IU
tops the list,they are followed by University of Lagos, Unilag and
University of Benin, Uniben in second and third place respectively.


<<<<<>>>>>2013 TOP 50 University In Nigeria, NUC
<<<<<>>>>>
1. University of Ibadan,IU


2. University of Lagos, Unilag


3. University of Benin, Uniben


4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU

5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu

6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin

7. University of Jos, Unijos

8. University of PortHarcourt, Uniport

9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid

10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,

11. Lagos State University, Lasu

12. Federal University of Technology, Futo

13. Covenant University, CU

14. University of Nigeria, UNN

15. Federal University of Technology, Futa

16. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Unizik

17. Enugu State University of Science and Technology, Esut…

Governor Of Imo State; Owelle Rochas Okorocha, invovled In a Car Accident.

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The convoy of the Governor of Imo State; Mr. Rochas Okorocha has been
involved in a head-on collision in Orlu Local Government Area of the
state and the Governor sustained minor head injuries.

A statement signed by the media aide to the Governor; Ebere Ozoukwa,
stated that the Governor's convoy was involved in the accident in Orlu
town in Orlu Local Government Area of the state.

According to Mr. Ozoukwa, "the Governor sustained a minor injury which
is a minor cut on his head but he is presently in a good and stable
condition and has been attended to by a medical personnel."

The Governor can be seen in the picture with a bandage rolled all over
his head with some blood stains.

The statement advised the general public especially Imo citizens not
to "panic and should go about with their normal duties since the
Governor is in a good and stable condition and responding to necessary
treatment"
Though the details are still unfolding as at the time of this report..
Unc…

Jokes Of The Day-Very Interesting

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======FATHER-IN-LAW vs SON-IN-LAW======
Father-In-Law: Young man, you're coming to seek my
daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing
gum.
That's a sign of disrespect!

Johnny: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or

smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u're here to seek my
daughter's hand in marriage?

Johnny: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the

club.

Father-In-Law: You club too?

Johnny: I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when I

came out of prison.

Father-In-Law: You've also been in prison before? Oh
my God!

Johnny: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed

somebody!!

Father-In-Law: What!!! U're a killer

Johnny: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that
didn't allow me marry his daughter
so I killed him.

Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. U are
on the right track. U're absolutely the right man for
my daughter.
lol

======THE LAUGHING BABY======
A baby boy was born in hospital laughing ins…

Pastor Beaten To Death By Unknown Men And Dumps Body In Stream-sad news

Apprehension heightened in the Enugu State capital yesterday following
the brutal murder of a pastor, Rev. Victor Nnaduagwu.
Until his demise, the pastor, suspected to have been murdered at the
early hours of yesterday, resided at No 1. Ilukwe Street, Asata in
Ogui Layout, Enugu.
It was gathered that some residents of the street discovered the
lifeless body of the pastor when they went to fetch water from the
stream.
A source, who was present while sympathisers were pulling the victim
out from the stream, told LEADERSHIP that the deceased had bruises all
over his body.
"Those who went inside the stream while he was being pulled out said
he had bruises in some parts of his body.
They said his face looked like something that his killers used stone
or nail to hit," she stated.
The source, who preferred anonymity, expressed dismay over the murder
of the pastor, saying that until his demise, he provided security at
the entrance of Ilukwe Street with his dogs.
According to her, m…

Latest etisalat freebrowsing cheat for operamini-april 2013 update

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Here comes the latest etisalat free browsing cheat trick for your
operamini, and here is how to configure it:
APN: etisalat

IP: 82.145.210.160
OR

82.145.209.253

PORT:80

Use any Of the Opera 6.5,7.1 handler
Proxy Type: HTTP

PROXY SERVER: mini5-1.opera-mini.net%3a@edge-star-ecmp-03-frc1.0.facebook.com


Just flex this tweak while it does last on the etisalat network. I'll
always keep you updated on the latest MTN, GLO and Airtel cheats

SOME FUNNY JOKES TO START THE DAY.

THE MENTAL PATIENTS: Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?”, asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, “Well Doctor, I can’t swim''
what do u call dat? TEACHER AND THE STUDENT: TEACHER: Who created the earth?
(Boy pokes a girl's back with a pen)
GIRL: Oh god!
TEACHER: Gud girl. Correct answer!
TEACHER: Who was born on 25 december?
(Boy…

TIPS ON HOW TO KEEP A RELATIONSHIP

Various ways to keep a relationship: - Communicate.
- Build trust.
- Be honest.
- Be faithful. - Be there for one another.
- Make time for one another.
-Talk about things, both good and bad.
- Leave the past to the past,which include ex’s. - Know that having arguments are normal.
- Know that you won’t always be happy.
- Appreciate the flaws.
- Appreciate each other. - Become best friends. - Lastly, love each other unconditionally

EXPECTED PHYSICS PRACTICAL QUESTIONS & SOLUTIONS FOR WAEC 2013

#DIAGRAM#

Connect the circuit at shown in the diagram
above:-

Close the key k. read and record the emitters
reading Io when the clip is not constant
wire. Open the key with clip making
constant with the constant wire when
l=80cm. close the key read and record the
ammeter and I.

Repeat the procedure with l=70,60,50,40
and 30 respectively in each case read and
record ammeter reading I. evaluate I-1 .

Tabulate your readings.
plot a graph of I on the vertical axis against
I-1 on the horizontal axis starting from the
origin (0.0) Determine the slope S of the
graph and its intercept C
Evaluate P=C/S. using your graph determine
the current I when I=55cm.

State two precautions taken to ensure
accurate result
Explain what is mean by potential difference
between two point in an electric circuit.
State two factor on which the resistance of
a wire depend.

The resistivity of a given wire of cross
sectional area 0.7mm���2 is 4.9x10-4
ohm�s
Calculate the resistance of two length of a
wire�

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Federal Government Reassures On UTME, NECO

INDICATIONS emerged, yesterday, that the Federal Government may have
soft-pedaled on the scrapping of the Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board, JAMB, examination, UTME; and the National
Examinations Council, NECO, as recommended by the Mr. Steve
Oransoye-led committee, which had generated mixed reactions.

This came as apprehension gripped over 2,000 workers of JAMB, who may
lose their jobs if the recommendations by the committee on the
restructuring of the Federal Government agencies and parastatals are
implemented.

In Ado Ekiti, yesterday, Senior Special Assistant, SSA, to President
Goodluck Jonathan on Youth and Student Matters, Jude Imagwe, said
Federal Government was not considering scrapping UTME and NECO.

The SSA, who spoke at Afe Babalola University, Ado Ekiti, during a
workshop on teaching/learning method, said the bodies were set up by
laws for specific purposes.

Imagwe noted that the recommendations of the Oronsanye committee may
not be unconnected with the fact that a l…

2013 WAEC YORUBA, IGBO HAUSA ANSWER- April updates

HAUSA OBJECTIVE ANSWERS
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IGBO THEORY ANSWERS
Igbo answers
2.]i. ha na-enwe uda.
ii) eji ha eme mkpuro okwu n’oto n’oto
iii) ha di asato n’ onu ogugu
iv) nkuume na- eghuru oghe n’oge a na-akpoputa ya
v) ha n’ eme ka mkpuru okwuwe mpkuputa
4a.]
Nsokwunye bu mkpuruasusu mgbakunye e nwere n’asusu igbo. O bu mgbakurunye ikpeazu ana-etinye na mkpuruokwu ije were nweta nghota ihe e bu n’ uche.
4b]
(please Underline the following in sentence below: kwu, ga, kwa, zi,ri,)
i.)Ebuka kwu so na ndi ohi ahu ejidere
ii.)Nne m zutara oche gaunyahu.
iii.)Nchi kwa ka I si n a otara gi aru
iv.)O zutal mmanu ri tupu a gwawa ya maka ya
v.) Onye zi na eme nke a?
11.]
i.Eji ya ago ofo
ii.Eji ya anabata onye obia
iii.Eji ya aga eleta nwanyi muru nwa ofuru
iv.Ndi dibia ji ya ekpere alusi
v.Eji ya agba afa
(8a) nwa di mfe bu onyena anaghi agba mbo
(8b) onwereonu uto
(8c)O bu onye na ejiugwo
(8d)O bu…

Joke Of The Day: Akpos, Oga and Madam....cum an laugh

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Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks
his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if
wateris added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's
room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing colour.

Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile,
Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the
kitchen.

...

OGA: Akpos

Akpos: Oga

OGA: who drank my pasties?

No answer!

OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.

No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.

OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.

Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.

OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here.

Akpos went a…

Some Amazing Facts About The Human Body

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The Fastest & Easiest Way To Get The Crack or Serial Number Of Any Software/Games Free Online

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dat followed the cd plate or maybe u downloaded it; has being a great
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"window xp proffesional serial key" in ur google search engine u wont
get a positive result.
But after series of research, i discovered simple code trick to
overcome this problem.

This Tricks make it easier for you to Search for any Software/Games
Crack or Serials Online without any stress. Let us see how it works.
There is simple code for it you can easily remember ' 94FBR '
Lets say you want to find the serial for
Windows XP Professional,
Just type in google search
Windows XP Professional 94FBR
then Hit the enter key or click on search and checkout the Search Results.
Lets say you want to find the serial for
MS OFFICE 2007
just type in google search…
MS OFFICE 2007 94FBR
followed by enter key, the serial key will come out first i.e it will
top d results.

HOPE T…

TECH: Russian Billionaire Dmitry Itskov to make humans immortal by 2045

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A Russian billionaire has unveiled plans to make humans immortal by
converting them intolerance 'Terminator-style' cyborgs - a creature
that's part human and part machine - within the next three decades.
Thirty two-year-old mogul, Dmitry Itskov has been pushing the project
forward since 2011 when he founded the 2045 Initiative.
His ultimate goal is to transfer a person's mind or consciousness from
a living brain into a machine with that its personality and memories
intact, according to website Digital Trends.
The so called 'Cyborg' will have no physical form, and exist in a
network similar to the Internet and be able to travel at the speed of
light all over the Earth, or even into the space.
Itskov's first highly ambitious goal, called Avatar A, involves a
person controlling a robotic human replica through a brain-machine
interface (BMI), a technology that already exists.
The deadline for this first stage is set for 2020, 'The Mashable' reported.
Th…

SAD NEWS:Deputy Governor Of Ekiti State; Mrs Funmilayo Olayinkais Is Dead.

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Deputy Governor of Ekiti State in Nigeria, Mrs Funmilayo Olayinka, has
died of cancer according to family sources.
Funmilayo Olayinka has been deputy governor since 16th October 2010.
She was also a champion of women's rights. She came to the government
from the banking sector.
She leaves behind a husband and three children.
She was 52 years old.
SOURCE: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/deputy-governor-ekiti-state-mrs-funmilayo-olayinka-dead