AKPOS DON OUT SMART DEVIL O - BEST JOKE OF THE DAY

Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpos, were out riding
in the Car when it Crashed into a Tree. Before Anyone knows it,the
three Men Found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates Of
Heaven,Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby.
"Gentlemen", The Devil started, "due to the Fact that Heaven is now
overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of
people entering into Heaven".
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I ont Know or cannot
answer, Then you are worthy enough to enter into Heaven; If not, then
you will come with me to Hell.

The Philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive
report on socrates teachings".
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the
devil. The Philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

"Then, Go To Hell" with another snap Of the devil's Finger,
the Philosopher Disappeared.

The Mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated
mathematics formula you can ever think of"
With a snap of his Finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the
Devil. The Mathematician read it and Reluctantly agreed it was
correct. Then, go to Hell! with another snap of His finger, the
Mathematician disappeared too.

Akpos then stepped forward and said, "bring me a chair!" The Devil
brought forward a Chair."Drill 7 Holes On The Seat", Said the Idiot.
The Devil did just that. Akpos then sat on the chair and let out a
very loud Fart. Standing up, He asked, "Which Hole Did My Fart Come
Out From?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The Third Hole From
The Right". Wrong, Said Akpors, It's from my Asshole.

....Akpos then Went To Heaven.
Lwkmd.....ha...ha...ha....

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