Start Your Day With laughter with Akpors Jokes.

AKPOS AND THE TEACHER<<<<<>>>>>
TEACHER: If I give u 2cats and another 2cats and another 2 cats
how many cats will you have?

AKPOS: Seven, Sir.

TEACHER: No, listen carefully. If
give you 2 cats, and another 2

cats and another 2 cats, how
many will you have?

AKPOS: Seven.

TEACHER: Let me put it to you
differently. If I give you 2apples,
and another 2 apples and another

2 apples, how many will you have?

AKPOS: Six.

TEACHER: Good. Now if I give you
2 cats, and another 2cats and

another 2 cats, how many cats
you will have?

AKPOS: Seven!!!

Angry TEACHER: Where did you get
Your seven from?

AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I
already get 1 cat for House!

<<<>>>>AKPOS FOOLISH DIE<<<<>>>>
Akpos just bought a new television.

One evening, akpos & his wife Ekaete were watching
a
christian program..

In the program, the pastor was preaching
about

how God called moses. The pastor said:

`God will call you they same way he called

moses'..

Akpos hearing this, he quickly stood up and

disconnected the television.. he then turn on
his
radio, to listen to the program..his wife was

suprised,so she asked:

EKAETE: Honey why did you switch off the

Television, and then decided to listen to the

program using the radio?.

AKPOS: Darling, how did God call moses?

EKAETE: in form of a fire using the bush.

AKPOS: So do you want God to come in form

of
fire using this new television?.. instead of that
let him just call me using the radio..
lol....
GUD MORNING 2 U ALL.