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A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them: I want you to drop something into the sea, if i find it you die and if i don't you live.  The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan dived into the sea and came up with the button.  ''see!'' he said and killed the American. The German threw a Pin into the sea, Satan dived and came out with the Pin. ''See!'' he said and killed the German.  The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the contents into the sea holding back the sachet, he said to Satan,  ''Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot''...  Nigerian still wiser ''Even the devil bowed''..  Share this with your friends and begin their day with laughter.

The Nigerian Blog Awards is here again. Nominations are now open for the 2013 edition and I need you to nominate my blog for the awards. Though this is the first time this blog will involve in this award, I know that I can count on your supports.  All I just need you to do for me right now is to go to the Nigerian Blog Awards Nomination page and nominate nairakits.blogspot.com by filling the form as instructed on the page. There are many categories there but you only need to nominate my blog in the categories listed below: 5. Best-Designed Blog 6. Best Educational or Instructional Blog 14. Best New Blog 22. Best Science or Technology Blog 28. Nigerian Blog of the Year  To nominate nairakits.blogspot.com in the categories above, kindly follow the steps below: ==> Go to : http://nigerianblogawards.com/register2013.php ==> Fill in your name and email address. Please use a valid email address because they will send you a verification email and if it's a fake email

This is to inform all the candidates that have been offered admission into the Niger Delta University (NDU) for the 2013/2014 academic session that their clearance exercise has begun. Follow the procedures outline below to complete your clearance. Please ensure that you go to an internet centre that is reliable with knowledgeable staff. NDU nor its agents will not be held liable for any errors. It is YOUR RESONSIBILITY to ensure that all filled in details are accurate. A. Buy an NDU Acceptance ePin Slip from Diamond Bank NDU Main Campus, Amassoma or Diamond Bank, Sanni Abacha Road, Yenagoa in Bayelsa State. Go to http://clearance.ndu.ac and click on (Admission/Clearance Procedures) or http://www.ndu.ac/adminclear/ Click on (Step 2: Online Clearance) Your existing details filled in the Post UTME will be used. Any errors noticed by you can only be corrected through the Admissions Office. You will need to fill in any required details in the empty spaces provided. Ensure you pr

Vice-Chancellors of private universities have expressed concern and sympathy for students affected by the protracted strike embarked on by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), noting that there was need to end the three-month-old impasse between the Federal Government and the striking lecturers. Expressing their discomfort, the VCs of Bells University of Technology (BELLSTECH), Prof. Isaac Adeyemi; Redeemer’s University, Prof. Zachariah Adeyewa; Covenant University, Prof. Charles Ayo; and Caleb University, Professor Ayodeji Olukoju, noted that Nigeria’s educational system needs strategic planning and restructuring to regain its lost glory. “some of my children are also affected by the strike and have been pleading with me to send them to private varsities because they are tired of staying at home. In fact, I want to appreciate parents who are sending their children to private varsities because they are making a lot of sacrifices. I would have loved all my childre

1. If you can't be yourself then try and be like the best. 2. Sometimes in life HOW may not really matter, what may be is that it was done. 3. The cause of some people's failure is that they refuse to picture what the future would be to plan ahead. 4. A wise soldier retreat from a lost battle while a brave but foolish soldier fight till death. 5. Many contestants, 1 winner. Different tribes, 1 country. Different routes, 1 destination. Such is life. 6. Sometimes in life there is a need for manipulation because you can't do everything the known way. 7. The secrete of accomplishing any goal in life is to have only my choice/option; which is to succeed. Either you succeed or you succeed. 8. Start only that which you can finish and finish everything you have started. 9. There are no two ways about life. If you want to be GOOD be the BEST and if you choose to be BAD then become the WORST. 10. The ransom of a man's life is his wealth/riches.

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6 Easy Steps To Your Results!. First visit the offical waec website: www.waecdirect.org 1. Enter your 10-digit WAEC Examination Number. (This is your 7-Digit centre number followed by your 3-digit candidate number eg. 4123456789) 2. Enter the 4 digits of your Examination Year eg. 2002 3. Select the Type of Examination 4. Enter the Card Serial Number found on the reverse side of your Scratch card. 5. Enter the Personal Identification Number (PIN) on your Scratch card 6. Click Submit and wait for the results window to come up TO CHECK YOURS VIA SMS JUST FOLLOW THESE STEPS BELOW: Send SMS in the format below: WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear To short-code 32327 (MTN, Celtel & Glo subscribers) For example -: WAEC*4250101001*123456789012*2007 Note: Ensure you adhere strictly to the format above. There should be no space in the message. Wait for your result to be delivered to your phone via SMS. (SMS Cost N30 Only)

First of all you have to download poot from the link below http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/11361800/file.html You show go to settings on the phone >>>Click on Application Check the Unknown sources box; >>>Tap on Preferred install location, select internal device storage; >>>Tap Development and check USB debugging and also check Allow mock locations. >>>You should allow internet access on the phone. That means you should make sure that data is on. Now you are ready for the main rooting. STEPS TO ROOT YOUR ANDRIOD PHONE 1. Go to file explorer on your phone and locate the poot application you downloaded above, click on it to install. 2. After installing open the installed poot application from your menu icon, I will request to download ministro services. You will be redirected to Google play store; download and install Ministro II library from Google play store. 3. Now go back to open the poot application again, it will ask to u

A girl Fell from 80th floor building, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...will u hug me...? She replied.., of course not...he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. she prayed for a last chance when a boy held her on the 5th floor.. she immediately said...ok i will hug u and kiss u.. The boy dropped her saying Astagfirullah !! I am fasting HAPPY RAMADAN

The 2013/2014 Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) results were released in May 2013. After the release of the results, participants were only allowed to access their results 3-5 times for free and after, they will be required to buy JAMB e-facility scratch card to access their results again. JAMB e-facility scratch card for rechecking of UTME results cost N1,000. Today, I want to share how you can easily check your 2013 JAMB UTME result online over and over again after you might have exhausted the 3 – 5 free chances awarded to all candidates that participated in the 2013 UTME. STEPS TO RE-CHECK YOUR 2013 JAMB UTME RESULTS OVER & OVER AGAIN 1. Go to http://www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/VerifyResult.aspx?id=15 2. Enter You JAMB Registration Number 3. Click On Check results. You can also drop your JAMB registration number in the comment to help you check your result.

1. Not Emptying Your Bladder On Time: Maintaining a full bladder for a long time can easily cause damage to the bladder . When the urine stays in the bladder for a long time, it can cause the bacteria breeding in urine to multiply quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to ureter and kidneys, the bacteria can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infection, and then nephritis, even Uremia. So, no matter how busy you are, remember to drink a lot of water and urinate regularly. Once you form the habit of holding back urine, it will ultimately damage your kidneys. 2. Not Drinking Enough water: The main functions of the kidneys are to regulate erythrocyte balances and eliminate metabolic wastes in urine. If we do not drink enough water, the blood will be concentrated and the blood flow to the kidney will not be adequate, thus the function of eliminating toxins in from blood will be impaired. 3. Taking Too much Salt: 95% sodium we consume through foo

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All 2013/2014 UTME candidates who applied to Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma as Institution of First Choice , with a UTME score of 180 and above are invited to attend a screening exercise in the University on the days and venues indicated below. Screening Time-Table: Screening exercise for the various Faculties is scheduled to take place at 9.00 am each day on the following dates;   DAY DATE FACULTY VENUE 1 Thursday, 18 th July 2013 Faculty of Arts, Agriculture and Management Sciences As shown on the application slip 2 Friday, 19 th July 2013 Faculty of Social Sciences, Law, Natural Sciences and Environmental Studies As shown on the application slip 3

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka hereby invites candidates who made her either their first or second choice in the 2013 Universities Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and scored 180 or above for screening. The screening will be conductedat the Nsukka campus of the University as follows: DAY ONE DATE: Thursday 18th July 2013 Morning Session Faculty of Health Sciences & Technology Faculty of Medical Sciences Afternoon Session Faculty of Agriculture Faculty of Biological Sciences Faculty of Dentistry Faculty of Engineering Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences Faculty of Physical Sciences Faculty of Veterinary Medicine DAY TWO DATE: Friday 19th July 2013 Morning Session Faculty of Business Administration Faculty of Education Faculty of Environmental Studies (including all candidateswho applied for Surveying & Geoinformatics) Faculty of Law Afternoon Session Faculty of Arts Faculty of the Social Sciences (including all candidates who applied

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA has reacted to the photos of Indian Hemp posted by Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, on the social media, boasting that "I smoke ganja". Disclosing that Tonto Dikeh may spend the next 15 years in prison for daring to smoke Igbo and expose it, the NDLEA spokesman, Mitchell Ofoyeju said: “Our attention has been drawn to the post quite frankly and I can tell you that action will be taken on it. The law is clear and NDLEA has been very clear on the issue. No one is permitted to sell, use, cultivate or encourage the use of Indian hemp in Nigeria. The weed is one of the banned narcotics in the country." To had on Friday posted photographs of a wrap of hemp and grains of the weed formed into the letters, ‘Happy birthday POKO.’ She also posted a photograph of herself and added the inscription, ‘Mi smoke ganja mi smoke weed...’ Her picture was also close-up of her face that seemed to depict her in a high st

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Nicki Minaj discussed nearly getting arrested in Dubai for giving a police officer a hug, during a recent appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Liveshow. "I went to Dubai. I almost got in somuch trouble because the guys in Dubai are so cute. It's not even funny. One of the rules [is] you can't hug a man if you're not married to the man. And so when we were leaving, there was this one guy that was so freaking cute, I was like, 'Bye!' because I just wanted to have this one last moment to…savor the moment with him…" Minaj continued, "Literally, I didn't know he was a cop. They don't have a police [uniform]. It was like a private airport. They were just dressed in their regular garments. I went to give him a hug, and it was literally, I almost felt like time stopped in Dubai. I felt like everything froze. Every single person turned around in slow motion like, 'Nooo!'" Minaj concluded, "Everyone in my team thought I was goin

These unusual looking planes are the creations of amateur engineers in Africa who have made their own jets - often just using scarp metal, a book guide and a lot of improvisation. Despite their lack of material, training and money, these determined aviation-enthusiasts have managed to build their own machines. God Bless Nigeria.

2013/2014 PUME SCREENING EXERCISE 1st CHOICE CANDIDATES ONLY This is to inform the general public that the Post-UTME Screening Exercise of the Niger Delta University for the 2013/2014 session will take place as indicated below. 1. ELIGIBILITY *.Candidates who chose Niger Delta University as first choice ONLY, the PUME screening exercise for second choice candidates may come later . *.Minimum UME score for all candidates is 180 2.REGISTRATION Registration is online on our website at www.ndu.edu.ng or at www.ndu.ac starting from 24th of June, 2013 to 19th of July, 2013. The Registration Process is as follows: i.Go to any Diamond, Skye,UBA, ECOBank branch in Yenagoa or any Diamond or Skye Bank branch in Nigeria along with your UTME Registration slip. ii.Purchase an e-pin slip for Niger Delta University Post-UTME screening for a fee of 2,500 Naira (Two thousand five hundred Naira only). The University cannot subsidize other charges such as Bank charges. iii.Go online and log o

Do you want to know how to check data and BIS balance for mtn, airtel, glo and etisalat? If your answer is a big YES! Then this article is for you. Today, am sharing with you how to check your data & Bis balance for all networks in Nigeria. Below are the codes to check your data/Bis balance and expiry date for Glo, Mtn, Airtel and Etisalat blackberry and data subscription. MTN Text 2 to 131 to check your data balance. To check bis expiry date or balance for MTN Blackberry service text status to 21600. GLO Text info to 127 to check your glo data balance and text STATUS to 777 to check BIS balance. AIRTEL Dial *123*09# or dial *141*712*0# to check your airtel data balance and text STATUS to 440 for BIS balance. ETISALAT Dial *228# to check BIS balance of Etisalat Internet Service.

1st JOKE An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. A man asked why? The Edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get" The man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "when the food finish, buy more". Another man dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase it's not enough". Akpos smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach there o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!" 2nd JOKE Queen Elizabeth, Bill Gates and Akpors died and went to hell. The Devil has only one phone and he char

Some of my friends who use the latest Blackberry Z10 & Q10, are been complaining that they don't know how to screenshot with it so I decided to Release a Tutorial on How to Take Screenshot on this New Smart Phones after my research. One of the lesser known features of the BlackBerry Q10 is the built-in ability to take a screenshot. Unlike BlackBerry phones of years past, you no longer need an external application (or any application at all) to take a screenshot on your BlackBerry Q10. You may want to take a screenshot for any number of reasons. Maybe to capture your icon arrangement, document something on your device or for writing up a blog post (Commonly used by we bloggers). While the method of doing so is dead simple, many people still don't know just how to make it happen. Keep reading to see how to take a screenshot on the BlackBerry Q10. <>Go to the screen you want to capture <>Press both the Volume Up and Volume Down keys at the same time (t

Asaba—AN Operations Manager with a first generation bank in Agbor, Delta State has been arrested by the police for allegedly conniving with an armed robbery gang that raided the bank, weekend. The gang had in a commando style operation, succeeded in carting away millions of naira in both local and foreign currencies on Friday, while some bank customers and passers-by were wounded in the process. Delta State Police command's spokesman, Mr. Lucky Uyabeme, said that "the arrested Operations Manager of the bank is helping the police in its investigation. The command will not leave any stone unturned in ensuring that all the hoodlums involved are brought to book. "Preliminary investigation revealed an insider connection in the bank robbery as the two keys to the strong room that were supposed to be kept by two different senior staff were left with the Operations Manager, who in turn left the strong room open. "The four bullet proof doors were not tampered with.

WARRI — No fewer than 100 former militants in the second phase of the Presidential Amnesty Programme have called on Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to investigate the Amnesty Office headed by Mr. Kingsley Kuku. The former agitators alleged that the amnesty committee headed by Kuku was short-changing them, adding that they had not been paid their allowances/arrears after their disarmament and one week training/orientation programme in Akodo, Lagos State since December, 2011. In a statement by Timinepre Agbeyei, Sele Mezeh and Bello Akpotu, Chairman, Secretary and Public Relations Officer respectively, they accused Kuku of short-changing them of their monthly stipends and called for his removal without delay. They also passed a vote of no confidence on him. "We appeal to EFCC to beam its search light on the amnesty office to unearth the fraudulent activities that has been on-going since he (Kuku) has turned the office into a political arena." They a

Everyday , at every opportunity, the obvious leadership deficit in the system is lamented. Poor leadership is not onlyor always about the sitting president or governors. It is about the ability and readiness of Nigerians to embrace their duties and discharge themresponsibly, responsively and deliver the highest standard of result in the world. Most Nigerians currently occupying positions of leadership and governance are well educated. They studied in the best tertiary institutions in Nigeria and abroad or at least have been exposed to the ways that more advanced or civilised societies operate their systems. Gone are the days when cattle rearers andal majiriteachers who barely understood the English language (let alone speak it) were made ministers. There is no part of the country that cannot boast of some of the best in academic or professional training. In spite of this, rather thanan improved standard of leadership output, what we see most of the time is like child's pla