AKPOS JOKES FOR THE DAY
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.
A man asked why? The Edo man smiled & said,
"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get"
The man dropped N100,000 inside and said,
"when the food finish, buy more".
Another man dropped N50,000 and said,
"add this incase it's not enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said,
"Nwanne, withdraw when you reach there o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!"
2nd JOKE
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Gates and Akpors died and went to hell.
The Devil has only one phone and he charges to make a call.
The queen told Him she'll like to call England to know how her people are fairing.
She talked for 5 minutes and asked for her bill. He charged her $5000, she signed him a cheque and went back to her seat.
Bill Gates also made a call to the US, talked for ten minutes and the Devil charged him $10 Million.
When it was time for Akpors, he thought he had to utilize his money since the devil is going to charge him heavily. He called Nigeria and talked for One hour 30 mins. Then he asked the devil for the price. The devil said, its only N30, suprised.
Akpors asked why, the Devil replied;
"you know this is Hell, and a call to another Hell is cheap since its a local call"
Lol.
GOOD MORNING PALS
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