Today's Joke: The Ghost Story Come in and laugh

A Professor at the Universitywas giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked,"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise theirhands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise theirhands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands?"That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one questionfurther, has any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, a student raised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your Experience." The Big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up tothe Podium. When he reached the front of the room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's liketo have sex with a ghost?" "Shit! From way back there, Ithought you said, 'Goats!'"

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