Interesting Jokes To Start The Day
Little Johnny farts in the
classroom and his teacher
gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the
class and can't stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says,
"Little Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?"
Little Johnny says,"I farted
in class and the teacher
threw me out."
The principal says,"Well
then, why are you laughing?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because the dumb idiots are sitting in the
classroom smelling my fart while they put me
outside in this beautiful, clean air."
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2. CONVERSATION BETWEEW AKPORS AND CHICHI>>
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpors: Yes.
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpors: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpors: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpors: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3
packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one
year, it would be N216,000 correct?
Akpors: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over
N3,000,000 correct?
Akpors: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that
money could have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15
years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpors: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpors: So where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?
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