AKPORS DON JAM : COME AND LAUGH

Last Sunday after Church service Akpos went to visit a friend of his who lives with his parents at G.R.A Asaba. Maid: Welcome, sit down. Akpos: Thank you. Maid: What ? would you like to drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee? Akpos: Tea Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea? Akpos: Ceylon tea. Maid: How do you want it, black or white? Akpos: White Maid: Milk or fresh cream? Akpos: Milk Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk? Akpos: Cow milk Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner Cow? Akpos: Freezland Cow. Maid: Will you like it with sugar or honey? Akpos: I will like it with sugar. Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar? Akpos: Cane sugar. Maid: White, brown or yellow? Akpos: Please, please, just forget about the tea, get me a class of water let me use it to stepdown. Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled water? Akpos: Mineral water. Maid: Is it Flavoured or non flavoured? Akpos: Abeg, abeg, i beg you in the name of God, go bring empty glass for me. Maid:Tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug? Akpos: Is it by force? i no dey drink again o, i no dey drink again, i go swallow my spit