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Burj Khalifa , known as Burj Dubai prior to its inauguration, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and is the tallest man-made structure in the world, at 829.8 m (2,722 ft). Construction began on 21 September 2004, with the exterior of the structure completed on 1 October 2009. The building officially opened on4 January 2010 and is part of the new 2 km2 (490-acre) development called Downtown Dubai at the 'First Interchange' along Sheikh Zayed Road, near Dubai's main business district. The tower's architecture and engineering were performed by Skidmore, Owings and Merrill of Chicago, with Adrian Smith as chief architect, and Bill Baker as chief structural engineer.The primary contractor was Samsung C&T of South Korea. In March 2009, Mohamed Ali Alabbar, chairman of the project's developer, Emaar Properties, said office space pricing at Burj Khalifa reached US$4,000 per sq ft (over US$43,000 per m²) and the Armani Residences, also in ...

THE FOOLISH WOMAN Two women where walking down the road the first women saw a dead bird and exclaimed with pity "ohh see a dead bird" the other woman looked up in the sky and asked "where?" THE GOAT AND CHICKEN. A goat and a chicken where walking down the road a car drives and splashes water on them. The chicken says in annoyance see dat fool he is driving like a foolish goat and the goat replied don't mind him he will die like a chicken.

A Drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out , the woman got pissed and went to tell her husband the scenario. The husband Foolishly told the woman to invite the boy over so that he can beat the hell out of him, that He, the husband will hide under the bed when the boy will arrive The woman did as her husband requested . . . when the boy got there he kissed the woman and took of his T-shirt time to rock with her, and his body was full of scars so the woman asked "why so many scars " the boy replied " I live to lay with married women and usually I get caught so I always kill the husbands, if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list " The boy continued on kissing the woman and the woman tried to reachout to her husband under the bed and a small voice came up ""if you tell him am here, you will see. Lol...

Information reaching us now has it that the Deputy Governor, Imo State, Mr. Jude Agbaso has been impeached by the State House of Assembly. The Deputy Governor was impeached barely hours after the High Court dismissed the suit by the Deputy Governor of Imo State, Mr. Jude Agbaso, asking it to stop his impeachment by the state Assembly. Twenty-five out of the 26 members of the Imo State House of Assembly approved the impeachment. His impeachment is coming after a prolonged battle over the allegation that he demanded the sum of N417 million from a contractor in the state. Mr. Agbaso has consistently denied theallegation. Mr. Agbaso had earlier approached the court praying it to restrain the state law makers from proceeding with the impeachment process which began three weeks ago. He also prayed the court to restrain the Nigerian Police from harassing him or acting upon the recommendations of the House of Assembly against him. Details will be given in later. stay t...

How to get the mb. later this month we shared a tweak on how to get unlimited gb on airtel which is still rocking wela but now we are back again but this time with mtn. JUST FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW: 1. First of all migrate to mtn pulse by dialing *406#. it works on mtn pulse only. But if u are already on mtn pulse then proceed to step 2. 2. You dont need to have any money on your fone b4 the tweak would work. it works on 0.00 naira but if u have card it will still be intact undeducted. 3. now go to your message and create a new message. 4. send Fbo to 131. 5. your will recieve a first message that 《your request was recieved and is being processed. pls dont.....》 6.Anoda message saying《Welcome to MTN Zero. update ur............ 》 7. now check ur mb by dailing *559#. 8. u will b given 5 mb. 9. now send the message as many times as possible to get enough gb. …………………………………. NOTE: 1. The mb gets exhausted at a very high rate so it would be difficult to download with i...

MAMA AKPORS IN A COURT>> In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked,"Mama Akpors, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr Eazy. I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you dnt even have brains. Yes, I know you!" The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mama Akpors, do you know the defence lawyer?" She replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr Johnny since he was a young boy too. He has been ur very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem....

Legendary writer, Prof. Chinua Achebe, died without actualising amajor ambition, News Express has learnt. "He was working on a translation of his magnum opus Things Fall Apart into Igbo Language," an impeccable source close to the departed wordsmith told News Express. "It is a thing of regret that he never lived to see it to a conclusion," the source added. Published in 1958 when Achebe was 28 years old, Things Fall Apart tells the story of how Achebe's Igbo nation bowed to white colonialists in the 19 th century. The book has sold more than 12 million copies and has been translated into more than 50 languages. Paradoxically, however, the book is not known to have been published in Igbo Language. It was Achebe's desire to see Things Fall Apart in Igbo. Apart from working on a translation himself, he also approved a request by News Express Publisher, Mr. Isaac Umunna, to translate the book into Igbo. It would be recalled that News Express on Fr...

BY SAMUEL OYADONGHA YENAGOA — The peace of Odi town in the Kolokuma-Opokuma council area was violated, Tuesday night, as unknown gunmen kidnapped the mother of Bayelsa Commissioner for Local Government and Rural Development, James Dugo. It was gathered that the commissioner's mother, Madam Comfort Dugo, was whisked away from her family residence by a three-man armed gang who stormed the town in a speed boat. This is the second reported case of kidnapping in the predominantly riverine state after Governor Seriake Dickson signed into law death penalty for kidnappers in the state. Dugo was chairman of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party in the state before his appointment as a commissioner by Governor Dickson in 2012. Though no group has claimed responsibility for her abduction, it was learnt that the 68-year-old woman may have been kidnapped to fleece her son. Dugo, who confirmed the kidnap of his mother to newsmen in Yenagoa, yesterday, said they were ye...

AGRIC SPECIMENS.. A= sandy soil (to be labelled). B= loamy soil. C=clay soil. D= pebbles or sand stone. E= granite. F= marble. G= litmus paper (blue and red). H= dilute HCl (to be labelled. I=shears. J= secateurs. K= spade. M= tridax. N= elephant grass. O= centrosema. P= tropical kudzu. Q= pieces of meat. R= leather. S=feather. T= liver fluke. U= tick. V=water (to be label) CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL SPECIMEN. i. Red and Blue Litmus Paper ii. Aqueous NH3 iii. Dilute HCl iv. Barium Chloride Solution vi. Dilute HNO3 vii. AgNO3 vii. Lime Water AP PARATUS. *Glass rod *Filtration paper *Spatula *Two boiling tubes *Four test tubes *Methyl Orange Indicator *Wash Bottle containing distilled water [H2O] [-]2.8cm3 of concentrated H2SO4---An [-] 3? 9g of NaOH per dm3 of solution---Bn [-]6.6g of (NH4)2SO4 per dm3--- Cn [-] FeCl3 per dm3 CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL :: WHAT TO EXPECT. QUESTION 1>> is always on titration. Guess by now you should know how to ...

Ranking Web of Universities (Webometrics) has published the 2013 edition of the World University Rankings, and we are here to bring you the Top 100 Best University in Nigeria from the webometrics World University Ranking results. It is worthy of note that the webometrics university ranking is a rank of world universities web presence. Details at the endof this post.. Below is the Top 100 Best University in Nigeria for the first quater of 2013; 1. Obafemi Awolowo University 2. University of Agriculture Abeokuta 3. University of Lagos 4. University of Nigeria 5. University of Ilorin 6. University of Ibadan 7. Ahmadu Bello University 8. Auchi Polytechnic 9. University of Benin 10. Covenant University Ota 11. University of Jos 12. Federal University of Technology Akure 13. Yaba College of Technology 14. University of Port Harcourt 15. National Open University of Nigeria 16. Afe Babalola University Ado Ekiti Ekiti State 17. Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma 18. Lagos St...

Browsing with your Airtel line at a time became stressful. even if Airtel service provider sends you their settings you may still be unable to browse. some times you may be able to browse but unable to download. In my research i discovered that you can only solve this problem if it occurs to you with a manual configuration settings. This problem or issue normally arise when you are using Airtel Bis (BLACKBERRY DATA PLAN) to browse with you modem on you PC or mobile phone. go back and create an accesspoint settings and use similar settings JUST USE THESE CONFIGURATION TO SAVE THE ISSUES. ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE: Go to s ettings =============> Configuration settings ========> Default configuration settings ===>choose personal config. settings ========> Then go back to personal config. settings and create your two settings (web and access point). In the personal config. settings click on   Add new ====> click on Web then fill it as follows Account name----...

  There are two types of people in this world: those who choose to be happy, and those who choose to be unhappy. Contrary to popular belief, happiness doesn’t come from fame, fortune, other people, or material. possessions. Rather, it comes from within. The richest person in the world could be miserable while a homeless person could be right outside smiling and content with their life.   Happy people are happy because they make themselves happy. They maintain a positive outlook on life and remain at peace with themselves. The question is: how do they do that?   It’s quite simple. Happy people have good habits that enhance their lives. They do things differently. Ask any happy person, and they will tell you that they … 1. DON'T HOLD GRUDGES Happy people understand that it’s better to forgive and forget than to let their negative feelings crowd out their positive feelings. Holding a grudge has a lot of detrimental effects on your wellbeing, including increased ...

Good-Morning Doc, Akpos says. I want to be CASTRATED.' 'What on Earth for?' asks the Doctor in amazement. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done,' Akpos replied. 'But have you thought it through properly?' asks the Doctor. 'It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change yourLife forever!' 'I'm aware of that & you're not going to change my mind, so either you book me in to be Castrated or I'll simply go to another Doctor, Akpos screamed.' 'Well, Ok, 'says the Doctor, 'But it's against my better Judgement!' So Akpos had his operation and one week later, he was up and walking very slowly, legs apart down the Hospital Corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him, is another patient walking in exactlythe same manner. 'Hi there?' he says, 'It looks as if you've just had t...

YOUNGEST DAD Sean Stewart became the youngest father in Britain yesterday when his girlfriend gave birth to a healthy son. Seanis 12 and girlfriend Emma Webster is 16-year-old girlfriend. The pair, who are neighbours at Sharnbrook, Bedfordshire, were 11 and 15 when Emma became pregnant. Sean and his mother moved next door to the Websters in November 1996 and he became Emma's boyfriend shortly after that. He is a 7th year student at Margaret Beaufort School in the nearby village of Riseley. Emma is studying for her GCSEs – including one in child care – at Sharnbrook Upper School. Last summer, Sean said he would stand by Emma and be there for the baby. "I was shocked at first when I was toldEmma was pregnant but I am allright about it now." Emma said she thought Sean had told her he was the same age as she was when they started going out. DROP UR COMMENTS.

THE VILLAGE MAMA AHND THE G-STRING There was this female student who died of HIV aids. Her mother then went to her hostel to pack her tins. As she was packing her tins she saw her g string and shouted "which kind disease b this wey Dey tear pant." AKPOS AND HIS DAD IN A COUNTER ATTACK. Dad: What's 10 plus 10? Akpos: I don't know. Dad: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you. Akpos: Daddy, if you see a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick? Dad: 1000 of course Akpos: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill you. AKPOS AND THE GOLDEN LANTERN. Akpors walking on the beach when he comes upon a golden lantern half buried in the sand. He picks it up and rubs it to get the sand off and a Genie appears and says: "Master I am your Genie and I am here to grant you three wishes, but I must tell you, whatever you wish for your wife will be given twice as much." So akpors thinks ...

FACTS:  1. The Whale's heart beats 8 times in a minute. 2. We share 70% of our D.N.A with a Slug. 3. Lonomia Obliqua is the worlds deadliest Caterpillar. 4. Goats are the first animals domesticated by man in the 10,000BC. 5. Killer Whales are not Whales at all, rather a specimen of Dolphins. 6. Jaws is the most common name for GOLD FISH. 7. The Ostrich has two toes on it's feet which gives it a greater speed. 8. Fireflies don't bite or have pincers; Fireflies are harmless. They don't carry diseases. 9. Goats and Sheep are seasonal breeders. 10. The Kangaroos Ancestors lived on trees; today there are 8 different tree Kangaroos. 11. A garden Caterpillar has 248 muscles in it's head. CLICK HERE To See My Previous Post On: 10 FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW-HELPFUL   visit nairakits for more update on this.

Akpos: I am dreaming to be rich just like my father. Teaher: " Is ur father rich? Akpos: No, he's dreaming Too ****************************** PRINCIPAL: Akpos your result was very poor and disgraceful. What's even your favourite subject? AKPOS: Free period. *********************** Akpos: I wish I had been born 4000 years ago! Teacher: Why? Akpos: I would not have to learn too much history *************** ******** Akpos: I can't marry u, my family members refused.. Ekaette: Who're those trying to stop our love?. Akpos: My wife & 5 kids

Akpos asked Chichi in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos' table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears "I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty". GBAM! scores settled DONT FORGET TO CLICK THE SHARD BUTTON AND ALSO DROP UR COMMENT.

FREE FACEBOOK ACCESS ON MTN The number 1 service provide in Nigeria, MTN in colaboration facebook is offering all of their customers free access to facebook website. This is not a cheat or trick; it is from mtn. To be able to access facebook 4 free enter 0.facebook.com NOTE: this is 0 zero not letter o. This method also work on airtel line. Pls dont forget to drop ur comment and also the use the share button.

Prof. Chinua Achebe, the father of modern African literature, the news of whose death News Express broke this morning, died peacefully, it has emerged. A statement released by his agent and family confirmed that his death last night in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, came "following a brief illness." According to the statement, "One of the great literary voices of his time, he was also a beloved husband, father, uncle and grandfather, whose wisdom and courage are an inspiration to all who knew him. Professor Achebe's family requests privacy at this time." It described his "wisdom and courage" as an "inspiration to all who knew him." Meanwhile, the Anambra State Government has confirmed Achebe's death. Mike Udah, Chief Press Secretary to Governor Peter Obi, told the BBC that they are mourning the death of "the illustrious son of thestate, Nigeria and Africa." One of Africa's best known authors, his 19...

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on theroad, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out of the hotel four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for$350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use. "But we didn't use them," the husband said. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken ...

Director General, National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Brig-Gen. Nnamdi Affia, has emphasised the need to train corps members in self defence. Affia, during a visit to Akwa Ibom State NYSC permanent camp, noted that due to reports of kidnapping in the country, self protection had become mandatory for everyone. He said the introduction of martial art was to expose all corps member to various ways in which they could protect themselves. Affia urged corp members to understand the community they are posted to after their three weeks in camp and shun acts of confrontation with village idols in the name of religion. He charged corps members to dress decently and avoid night parties and unnecessary travelling.

Akpors went to a nightclub and none of the ladies agreed to dance wit him, Sudenly the light's went off so he decided to rush one girl, but the girl gave him a dirty slap, The lights came on in a second and every body was looking at their direction trying to know who did d slapping and who recieved the slap. Akpors qickly shouted:- If you do it again i will slap u again!!

2013/2014 REAL WAEC CHEMISTRY SPECIMEM i. Red and Blue Litmus Paper ii. Aqueous NH3 iii. Dilute HCl iv. Barium Chloride Solution vi. Dilute HNO3 vii. AgNO3 vii. Lime Water APPARATUS. *Glass rod*Filtration paper *Spatula *Two boiling tubes *Four test tubes *Methyl Orange Indicator *Wash Bottle containing distilled water [H2O] [-]2.8cm3 of concentrated H2SO4---An [-]3?9g of NaOH per dm3 of solution---Bn [-]6.6g of (NH4)2SO4 per dm3--- Cn [-]FeCl3 per dm3 CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL :: WHAT TO EXPECT. QUESTION 1 is always on TITRATION. Guess by now you should know how to TABULATE your readings & AT THE SAME TIME, MANIPULATE YOUR READINGS TO GET YOUR END POINT. [N.B :: Your teacher will give you an end point you will work on.] PRACTICE HOW TO MANIPULATE YOUR TABLE. Remember, this is key. IF YOUR SCHOOL'S END POINT is 23.30cm^3, YOU SHOULDN'T EXCEED or - 0.20. i.e IT'S A THING OF PLUS OR MINUS 0.20. IF YOUR SCHOOL'S END POINT IS 23.30, IT'S EITHER YO...

AGRIC SPECIMENS A= sandy soil (tobe labelled). B= loamy soil. C=clay soil. D= pebbles or sand stone. E= granite. F= marble. G= litmus paper (blue and red). H= dilute hcli (tobe labelled. I=shears. J= secciteurs. K= spade. M= tridax. N= elephant grass. O=centrosema. P= tropical kudzu. Q= pieces of meat. R= leather. S=feather. T= liver fluke.. U= tick. V=water (to be labelled). Let your friends know About this by Clicking Both "LIKE" & "SHARE" button & Tell Ur Friends about Us

Specimen A= stem of cassava plant/sugar cane or sweat potato. Specimen B= plantain/banana/pineapple sucker. Specimen C= runner of grass specimen D= sayrogyra spirament in water specimen E=lung of freshly killed goat specimen f=freshly preserved toad SpecimenG1=water leaf plant with freshly stem specimenG2=water leaf plant with freshly skin(leaf in coffe solution for six hours) Specimen L=skin of goat or sheep or cow Specimen M=feather Specimen N=shell of a gaint Africa snell Specimen O Specimen P=tuber of irish potatoes Specimen Q=hibiscus(weag of hibiscus or bougainum) specimen R=cassava cutton specimen S=hind wing of a cockroach. NOTE:- SPECIMEN H I J K IS Not for Nigeria Student.

Akpos was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect"EGUNJE"money from him...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him. POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog? AKPOS: [E bone e face] Yes! POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from? AKPOS: From D hospital! POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick? AKPOS: No, na the dog o. POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat? AKPOS: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o. POLICE: and the dog know you o? AKPOS: Yes na, no be me get am? POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am? AKPOS: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter. POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am..... Then the policeman flew out of the car.. Lol

This is a very Wonderful Tutorial all Nokia Touch Screen Phone Users should lay their hands on... Examples: Nokia 5800 Xpress Music , 5230 , X6 , and any other Touch Screen Phones ! ---------------- This Trick is called the 3-Finger Salute for S60v5 - Full Hard Reset Trick --------------- ARE YOU HAVING ANY OF THIS PROBLEMS? 1. Blank Screen Phone Unable to Boot. 2. Phone just writing "Nokia" word screen. 3. Install some program but not able to uninstall it after that. 4. Error messages such as "Child Installer" keeps popping-up. STEPS FOR FORMATTING YOUR TOUCH SCREEN FONE WITHOUT PAYING ANYBODY [1.] Turn of your Phone [2.] Press and hold down the [Green] + [Red] + [Camera] Keys, Dont Remove ur Hands. [3.] Turn the Phone ON, and keep pressing until you see the Nokia Hands Shaking logo. After a few minutes when the Full phone formatting completed, your Phone will be back to original system and factory settting. FOLLOW THESE STEPS...

10 FACTS U MAYNOT KNOW: 1. The Very First Bomb That The Allies Dropped On Berlin In WW2 (WORLD WAR 2) Hit An Elephant. 2. A Garden Caterpillar Has 248 Muscles In It's Head. 3. George Washington Teeth Were Made Of Elephant's Ivory And Walrus Tusks. 4. A Moth Has No Stomach. 5. The Great Horned Owl Has No Sense Of Smell. 6. Scientist Have Performed Brain Surgery On Cockroaches. 7. Most Elephants Weigh Less Than The Tongue Of A Blue Whale. 8. Dogs Have Sweat Glands Inbetween Their Paws. 9. The Fear Of Animal Is Called Zoophobia. 10. Chocolates, Macadamia, Nuts, Cooked Onions Or Anything With Caffeine Are Harmful To Dogs. HOPE THIS HELPS. STAY TUNED 4 MORE

HOW TO GET FREE 60MB ON UR ETISALAT SIM USING ASHA PHONES. This is not a cheat but some people dont really know it. Nokia vs etisalat is giving out free 60mb to any one who buys asha phone and uses etisalat sim. Just follow these steps and u re gud to go. 1. Get any Asha phone 201, 202, 203, 303, 305 2. Insert ur etisalat sim 3. Go to ur message>>create message>>message. 4. Now send NOKIA to 66542 5. Ur will then recieve a message that ur have successfuly activate ur asha........... 6. Now check ur bundle balance with *228# u will c ur cool 60mb. chikina. NOTE: 1. IT DOES NOT WORK ON NOKIA ASHA 200. IT CAN ONLY B DONE ONES PER PHONE. 2. YOU BE AUTOMATICALLY GIVEN 60MB EVERY MONTH FOR 6MONTHS ONCE YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE. 

A Casket maker visted one ofhis friend who was very sick@ the hospital, & the following conversations took place between them! Casket man: my friend how are u feeling now? Friend: am geting much better my broda thank u... The casket man frowned his face immediately. Friend: How is ur your casket work? The casket man replied with a little smile on his face... "My friend, Na ur hand E_ dey ooo. If to say u go gree die now, market for move small. lolzz...

Akpors gets into a pharmacy& says 2 d pharmacist,"Hello, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & Ithink I mayb in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom becausemy girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me &I think I might strike a luck there too. "D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back& says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, ble...

Akpors was a professional carpenter and was transporting one of his product [coffin box] to his customer when some Nigerian police stopped him. You know police and their wahala. They stopped him and asked him "where is your particulars" Akpors got up, carried the coffin on his head and started running. When the police saw this, they asked him where was he going to and he said "I NOLIKE THE PLACE WHEY DEM BURY ME, I WANT CHANGE LOCATION" see as police jaz

According to reports we are monitoring, Mr Obafaiye Shem, the Lagos State Commandant of the NigerianSecurity and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, has been suspended. His suspension comes on theheels of his now famous 'oga at the top' comment which went viral after his embarrassing ordeal at the Channels Television breakfast programme – Sunrise Daily. More Details coming Soon.. The Question remains:- Is that Mistake worth Suspension??? Click the link below to download the video LINK: http://naijaloaded.com/mobile_video/videos2/Naijaloaded_Oga_at-Top_Thats-all.mp4

Apkors might not be all that stupid Apkors VS yahoo boy(scammer) Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls? Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know who is calling? Akpos: No I don't, the number is restricted. Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria? Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with? Yahoo boy: It's your friend from London. Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London which of them is this? Yahoo boy: Just guess. Akpos: Em, is it Fatai? Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai! Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London? Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Nigeria? Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother , she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now…. Yahoo boy: Ah! Akpos: Yes o, your father's house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently …… Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O! Akpo...

The University of Calabar, UNICAL officials have dismissed five top lecturers of the higher institution over Plagiarism and fraud. According to Mrs Julia Omang, UNICAL Registrar, four out of the five dismissed lecturers were involved in plagiarism while one of them was a case of financial fraud. The names of the four plagiarists are; Dr. Azubuike Iloeje Dr. Maurice Bisong ( Department of English and Literary Studies) Mr. Oden Ubi (Department of Marketing) Dr. Paulinus Noah (Department of Linguistics and Communication Studies) while Dr Damian Agom was dismissed for over payment of salary to the tone of N7, 268,044. 95 over a period of 11 months. Other 10 academic staffs were demoted on related offenses. Source: Network News

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must berepeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heartis felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this by sharingthis topic now. It could save their lives!!

EFCC released a statement via their website saying they have arrested five suspected internet fraudsters in Enugu. The statement, released by the Acting Head, Media and Publicity, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, said the suspects were picked up from their hide out at No. 26 and 42, Chimaobi Uba Street, GRA, Enugu following an intelligence report. Part of the statement reads: "The suspects, Uche Nwakor,27; Ejikeme Oluchukwu, 30; Ifeanyi Ejikeme, 28; Nnamani Ikechukwu,30 and Ibe Kodili are alleged to be serial scammers who have defrauded several victims. "Some of the items recovered from the suspects include Eight Thousand, TwoHundred and Twenty Seven United States Dollars ( $8,227); Seventy Three Thousand Naira (N73,000.00); eight (8) exoticcars; nine (9) laptops; twenty one (21) mobile phones; two (2) internet routers; one (1) currency counter and one (1) Sony camera. "Other incriminating items found with the suspects include four (4) drivers' license bearing ...

It is indeed Strange how Nigerians descend on endangered species in our society. Should we single out poverty as a reason for this? Yesterday, this pygmy sperm whale was washed ashore Lekki beach in Lagos, Nigeria and some youths, probably funseekers on the spot, did not give it a second thought before they pounced on it with knives, machetes and jigsaws. oboy cum see peper soup tins. Na wa 4 9ja boiz o

"In the law, being sent to prison is nothing to do with putting you in aterrible prison to make you suffer. The punishment is that you lose your freedom. If wetreat people like animals when they are in prison, they are likelyto behave like animals. Here, we pay attention to you as human beings." — Arne Nilsen, Governor of Bastoy Prison, Norway Can you believe this is a prison in Norway? If Nigeria's own is like this, i will have no problem whatsoever staying in a prison. Compare that to Nigeria's prison u go suffer. OBOY I GO SOON GO THIEF FOR NORWAY O.

Sokoto state yesterday was shocked as the picture of a DPO jumping a fence in fear of boko haram instead of confronting them was shown on the web According to the blogospere, this happened in the police station close to Old Market in Sokoto State yesterday. "At the sound of the armed robbers' heavy guns, which was like bombs, the DPO and one of his men quickly escaped through the back of the station, thinking they were about to be attacked by the dreaded Boko Haram"

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for the teacher to mark, while the teacher was marking Akpos' work, he noticed that there was nothing on the drawing book. So he called Akpos to ask why he left the drawing book blank. Akpos replied and said "Maybe the goat has finish eating the grass and went away" lolz