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Finally Tobechi Onwuhara has been apprehended. Took them Five years though, but you can never hide for long i guess. He's sure spending the rest of his life behind bars. He owned a hip hop record label and he lived the high life of luxury hotels, gambling, strippers and bling. But behind the glitz and the glamour Tobechi Enyinna Onwuhara was one of the FBI's most wanted men, allegedly a fraudster who scammed at least $44 million through cyber crimes. But the advanced con artist, who fled Florida in August 2008 amid an intense FBI investigation, has been caught in Sydney and sent back to the US to face a string of fraud charges. Nigerian-born Tobechi Onwuhara, 33, was "provisionally arrested in response to a request from the United States Government" in December last year, according to a spokeswoman for the Australian Attorney-General's department. Mr Onwuhara is to face prosecution in the US for fraud related offences, including identity fraud and computer...

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This is the story of a young boy whose parents were murdered during 2002 riots in Kaduna. He was aged 11 years at the time. His parents, Mr Austine and Mrs Josephine Moses, were missionaries until they met their untimely death. The boy left his house to play football but returned home to see that all his parents had laboured for had been razed down and he would never see his mother and father again. He was taken to London by his uncle almost immediately after the incident. While in London, he began deploying his football skills. Though his parents were murdered, his passion for football was never killed. He played football for his school and later for a local Tandrige League club until Crystal Palace FC approached him. From that point, his career progressed in leaps and bounds. This player played for England's under 16, 17, 19 and 21 teams between 2005 and 2010 scoring 11 goals for England during this period. He later moved to Wigan Athletic and now he plays for Chelsea. T...

Akpors' elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpors, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly. Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they're doing. RUKEWE: Akpors how are u all doing, how's kelly (cat)? AKPORS: Kelly is dead. RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u shouldn't have told me dis bad news straightly, atleast u shouldn't have gone straight to d point. U would have just said dat d cat fell inside well but the neighbours are trying to rescue him. Den when I call again, u will say he broke his neck but d veterinary doctor are trying revive him. Then when i call again, u will say dey tried their best but dey couldn't save him. Thats how dey reveal bad news in a mature way. Do u hear me? AKPORS: Yes bros. RUKEWE: Ok. how is mother too? AKPORS: Bros. mum fell inside well o, but neighbours are trying to rescue her. (Phone cuts) Rukewe has been admitted in a priva...

1. Thou shalt not take thy wife for granted, but will honour and respect her as thy equal. (1 Pet 3:7) 2. Thy highest allegiance, except God, shall be to thy wife, not thy relatives or friends. (Gen 2:24) 3. Thou shalt frequently tell thy wife how important & valuable she is to thee. (Phil 2:3; Prov 31:10-11) 4. Thou shalt hold thy wife's love by the same means that thou won it. (SOS 5:10-16) 5. Thou shalt actively establish family discipline with thy wife's help. (2 Timothy 3:15; Ephesians 6:4; Deuteronomy 6:6-9) 6. Thou shalt remember to do all the little things for thy wife when you say you will. (Mt 5:37) 7. Keep thine eyes on thy own wife, not thy neighbours. (Prov5:15-20; Job 31:1; Jer 5:8) 8. Thou shalt make every effort to see things from thy wife's point of view. (Gen 21:12) 9. Thou shalt not fail to kiss thy wife every morning. (SOS 8:1) 10.Thou shalt not be stingy with thy wife when it comes to money. (Esther 5:3)

AKPOS was hungry and went to'mai shayi'(men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: AKPOS: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed ) AKPOS: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer AKPOS: You get sardin for inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME! if you love this joke, you can also get more jokes updates through our FACEBOOK PAGE And also at OUR SITE

Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper along with him to school. In the teacher's presence Akpos started taking the legs out one after the other Akpos said (after removing the first leg) "Jump! Grasshopper jump!" the grasshopper jumped he did this as he removed legs and the grasshopper kept jumping upon removing the last leg akpos said again "Jump! Grasshopper jump!" but the grasshopper didn't move, the teacher who as been watching the whole drama then asked Akpos "so Akpos, what happens to a grasshopper whose legs as been ripped off? " Akpos smiled and said "It looses IT'S ABILITY TO HEAR" lolzz...

The Bayelsa State police command yesterday announced the killing of a 200- level student of petrochemical engineering of Niger Delta University, Ammassoma, Mr. Tariebi Tyger, during a forceful initiation exercise by some unidentified cult group. According to the police, the 21 years old undergraduate was wooed by the cultists but he turned them down. He was later forcefully taken from his hostel on the 15th of December and an initiation exercise done. The police public relations officer, Mr. Fidelis Odunna, told Edification sources that though the police had arrested persons suspected to have taken part in the murder, it gathered that the victim passed out during the heavy beating meted out during the initiation and died. “They forcefully took the boy from his hostel to initiate him into a cult and in the process, the boy passed out. They threw his corpse into the river. We are going to arraign them very soon”, he said. Edification info gathered that the deceased was the son of a pol...

WHAT A LIFE!!! Is a woman’s virginity worth $3.8 million? That’s how much a 22-year-old from SanDiego, California, said she has been offered through an auction she announced in September. The woman, who goes by “Natalie Dylan,” set up a private auction through the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, alegal brothel in Nevada. The auction has given her lots of “business opportunities,”she said. Her top bid comes from a 39-year-old Australian, but she has no immediate plans to settle the auction, she said in a recent interview with CNN. Some men may seek virgins because they want them as trophies, or desire purity. Butas to why men would bid so much money on virginity, she said she has no answer. “I honestly don’t know what they see in it,” she said.If you think Dylan’s auction amounts to prostitution, she completely agrees. She also said she’s not breaking any laws — after all, prostitution in Nevada is legal. Brett Austin Vanderzee, a 19-year-old student at Oklahoma Christian University who ha...

As Lagos State University (LASU) concludes arrangement for its 18th convocation ceremony, the Vice Chancellor, Professor John Oladapo Obafunwa, has assured that “never again in the history of LASU will unsigned certificates be an issue.” Speaking at a briefing in Lagos on Tuesday, Obafunwa pledged that graduating students would henceforth collect their certificates on the convocation ground, once they had been cleared by their faculties. According to him, collection of certificates on convocation day is a global benchmark which his administration “is working assiduously to uphold.” He said: “With the concerted effort of the university management, the issue of backlog of certificates is gradually becoming a thing of the past, never again in the history of LASU will unsigned certificates be an issue. At the last convocation, over 27,000 certificates was signed and released, this year 11362 has been signed. With consistent effort, in two or three years’ time backlog of certificates would...

We all know that most java phones do not support whatsapp messenger. Some java phones that support it includes; Nokia 201, 203, 303, C3-00, X2-00, X2-01 with few others while most if not all Symbian pones, iPhone, ipad, android, windows include BlackBerry supports whatsapp messenger. Just follow this simple steps below to be able to use whatsapp on your X2-05: 1. Find anyone that has any java fone that support whatsapp e.g nokia X2-00, X2-01 or any other. 2. Download whatsapp messenger on the persons phone from their website www.whatsapp.com. Skip to step 3 if the person already has it. 3. Make sure that the whatsapp is in the persons memory card. If not, copy it to the memory card before proceeding to step 4. 4. Remove the memory card on the phone and insert it to yours then copy it to your own phone memory and you are good 2 go. NOTE: This tweak has only be confirmed working perfectly fine on Nokia X2-05.  Stay tuned for More.

Akpors and his Wife Ekaette were watching News on T.V when an Announcement was made that any Family with 5 Children should come with them to Government house Asaba to collect 8 million naira. Akpors then said to his Wife, Take care of this our 3 Children, i have 2 Children outside this Marriage, let me go and get them. Akpors went and came back with the 2 Children and did not see the 3 Children. He was shocked and asked his wife Where the 3 Children? Wife replied, You think say na only you hear the news, their Papa hear am too, he don come collect them.

Mr. Azu and his friend Oko, were arguing about their sons. Mr. Azu argued that his son was more stupid than Oko's son. Oko however disagreed so, they decided to put their sons to test. Mr Azu called his son and asked that he buys him a box of matches from the market. the boy left without even asking for money. Mr. Azu said, "you see how stupid he is, he didn't even ask for money". Oko retorted, "is this what you call foolishness?, just wait and see. " Oko calls his son and said to him, "Go home and check if I am in the house. " Oko's son took to his heels and came back panting: "Papa, you no dey house. Mama say you dey your friend place." abeg which pickin dey foolish inside this two ? ABEG RATE THEM.

This news must be painful to spread but has to be told. It has been Confirmed from Confirm Source that Goldie is Dead, She died Few Hours ago in the Last Hour of Thursday Night at Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island. Goldie who just came back from a Tour to the United State, Was Confirmed Dead Today!!! More Info coming Soon as time goes on. Feeling Bad Right now!!! May Your Soul Rest in Peace . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- It started as a rumor, but eventually, phone calls and text messages were exchanged and Goldie Harvey has been confirmed dead. The singer and former Big Brother housemate, is reported to have slumped and was then rushed to Reddington hospital in Victoria Island, Lagos. Her best friend, Denrele Edun, who had been scheduled to kick off a reality show with her, confirmed the news and has since switched off his mobile phone, as he cannot deal with the barrage of calls anymore. DEATH IS REALLY UNPREDICTABLE...

Kunlé Adeyemi (born 7 April 1976) is a Nigerian-born, Netherlands-based architect, urbanist and creative researcher. He designed a floating school for the Makoko settlement in Lagos, and his ideas are now being made material. Makoko is home to about 250,000 people living mostly in makeshift structures on stilts. The main mode of transport is canoe, and the area is at constant risk of flooding. The three-story structure is 108 square feet at its base, and 33 feet high. It sits on a flotation deck made of 256 used plastic drums. The body is all locally sourced wood. The building is designed for about 100 students (aged 4 to 12), and has its own power system based around solar panels on the roof. The first building is nearly finished. Adeyemi hopes it can be a model for other flood-prone communities in Africa. Learn more:  Nigerian Architect Brings Hope to Makoko Slum With the Floating School Project (PICTURES)

Hundreds of Boko Haram members stayed at training camps with Malian militants for months in Timbuktu, learning to fix Kalashnikovs and launch shoulder-fired weapons, a report has said. The Nigerians fled the city into the desert, along with the other militants, days before a French airstrike on January 20. A man who said he was hired to cook for the militants said the Boko Haram members trained for about 10 months at what is now a bombed-out customs-police building on Timbuktu’s desert fringe, intermingling with a local al Qaeda offshoot called Ansar Dine. "Every day I saw people coming here, saying they want to sign up," said the man, whose description of the militants’ activities matched those offered by four neighbours. Locals were quoted as saying that until just a few weeks ago, the bombed-out customs-police building in Timbuktu was one of bustling training centers populated not only by local al Qaeda-linked militants but also by hundreds of Boko Haram...

Four(4) persons suspected to be hoodlums, yesterday, at Oba in Idemili South Local Government Area of Anambra State, engaged the police in gun battle during their attempt to steal a two-year-old boy from the parents in Onitsha. The suspects were arrested by men of the State Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, and taken to an undisclosed hospital for treatment following injuries they sustained during the battle with police. Also arrested was a female who was allegedly employed by the gang to look after the boy. It was gathered that the four-man gang stormed the residence of one Philip Nweze from Ehalumona in Enugu State who just returned to his Onitsha residence after a business trip abroad and made away with the two-year-old Chidera, the male twin of the couple and an unspecified amount of dollars, leaving behind the female twin baby, Emmanuela. Anambra State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr. Emeka Chukwuemeka, confirmed the incident, saying the police command was alerted after th...

AFCON 2013 President Goodluck Jonathan congratulated the super eagles of Nigeria on the victory over Mali. In a tweet yesterday evening, the special adviser to the President on Media and Publicity Reuben Abati saidthe president hailed the super eagles saying “we are on course, Up Nigeria”. Dr Abati said the president celebrated the eagles Victory aboard the Presidential Jet NAF one on his way to London from Egypt where he attended the Organisation of Islamic. President Jonathan had had a teleconference with members of the super eagles where he urged them to win the cup and bring it back Home. This was confirmed yesterday in Durban soon after the Super Eagles qualified for the final following their 4-1 victory over their Malian counterparts. “President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR, who spoke to the Head Coach and all the players on Tuesday evening, would attend the Final match in Soweto on Sunday,” a release from the NFF spokesman, Ademola Olajire said yesterday.

Telecommunications giant,MTN Nigeria Limited, is facing threat of demolition of its installations in the Niger Delta region over an alleged indebtedness to one of its major contractors, Procomtel Limited, that handled the construction/installations of its facilities in the region. The threat is coming from Gbaruka Resources, a service provider company based in Bayelsa State, which is a sub-contractor to Procomtel Limited, that handled the installation services on behalf of the MTN contractor. In an official correspondence addressed to the Managing Director of MTN Nigeria Limited signed by Comrade Charles Taylor, Managing Director of Gbaruka Resources, the company claimed that having made fruitless efforts to get paid for its labour by Procomtel Limited, due to alleged refusal by MTN to settle the latter, it was left with no choice than to return tothe trenches. The Gbaruka Resources group said it had resolved that failure by MTN Nigeria Limited to settle with Procomtel Limited on or b...

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has pledged to continue doing good so long as he had the breadth of God in him and capacity to do so. Obasanjo in an interview monitored on the newly debuted international television station, Arise TV, called on the international community to mobilise funds to help the international coalition forces in Mali, affirming that the intervention was launched for the benefit ofthe global community. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo The interview was recorded in London where the former President recently arrived for the launch of his Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation scheduled for tomorrow. Asked if he was not tired and when he would retire from the international stage, the former president said: ”There is no retirement in doing good in life and so long as you have breadth, you should continue to do good,” Obasanjo said in the interview monitored in Lagos. Commending the efforts of the international coalition forces in Mali, Obasanjo said the Malian troops ...

Members of the Advisory Board of the UNESCO Scientific Advisory Board on Tuesday at the inaugural meeting of the Board elected Prof. Bartho.N. Okolo, Vice Chancellor, University of Nigeria, Nsukka as its chairman for the next four years. The election, held in the Board room of the premier University, was part of a series of events put together by the International Biotechnology Centre, UNESCO Category 2, to mark its inaugural conference on Biotechnology. Speaking during the election, leader of the foreign delegates to the conference and Executive Secretary, International Basic Sciences Programme, UNESCO Headquarters, Maciej Nalecz noted that the choice of Prof. Okolo as its chair is a fallout out of the belief of members of board in his ability to steer the ship to greater heights in biotechnological developments. “His leadership qualities are well-trusted, and there is no doubt he will bring this to bear on the board and its functions. He is professional, visionary and astute, and we...

Akpos gave testimony in the church this morning.   Akpors: My fellow brothers and sisters praaaaaise da lord!! Church members: Halleluya!!     Akpors: the lord has been good to me despite the efforts of my enemies.    Just this morning, i was coming to church when i saw a mad man following me. At a time i became scared so i decided to talk to a policeman close-by. I met the police man and told him that somebody was following me and i don't know whether he was a mad man or not.  The policeman ask me to show him the man.. I pointed to the direction were the man was... Then I discovered that the man have passed our standing point going up to his way. The policeman said to me: Mr man are u alright? I taught u said somebody was following u?  I was embarrased.. I needed help but the help nearly put me into police problem.. So finally i waited for 20 minutes then i continued my jouney. When i reached one corner i saw the sa...

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: “What nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!” For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah... What would this abusive man do now?” Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she insulted the man, took her bo...

A 25-year old Ijeoma (other names withheld) has been arrested by the police in connection with the theft and sale of a day-old baby last year in Aba, Abia. Ijeoma, described as the prime suspect in the case, was arrested on Sunday, 3 February, at their home in the Ogbor Hill area of the city after several months of police surveillance as she became evasive after being implicated in the matter. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) recalls that in November last year, two prophetesses, Loretta Emmanuel and Sylva Ishmael, were arrested in connection with the incident. They were alleged to have connived with others at Ekeakpara in Osisioma Ngwa Local Government Area of the state to steal and sell the baby, child of Grace Abaah, 24, from Abiriba in Ohafia Local Government Area of the state. On interrogation, the two prophetesses alleged that Ijeoma connected them to the lady who reportedly bought the baby for N.4m and that it was only her (Ijeoma) that could identify the woman. Followi...

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doctor, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, nothing. Then her left, but nothing to. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked!"You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied,"yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DAMN jar...

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In Africa one does not greet and walk away. Greetings come with its compliments of best wishes, prayers and even praise. Like greetings african football holds its own charm and behind or beyond the game there is an abiding attachment which keeps drawing many to its fold. One contact with the game especially at tournament level, one hardly walks away sometimes gripped by an inexplicable fever of varied emotions. Little wonder the first of the African Nations Cup to be played at an odd-numbered year has been aptly tagged “the beat at the African feet “ But for Mali,a nation dripping with celebrated music talents ,the beat is not only in their players feet but also in their cry and tears. Ever since the now retreated islamic insurgents usurped control in the historic saharan city of Timbuktu the people and government of Mali have not known peace, seeking and rallying support from all corners to chase away the ugly invaders. With military support from West Africa states inspiredand spe...

At the launch of the Microsoft 4Africa initiative yesterday in Lagos, the global software giant, has disclosed its plans to commit about N12 billion in the African market as part of its initiative to help improve the continent’s global competitiveness. Simultaneous, the event was held yesterday in five locations spanning the Continent: Cairo, Egypt; Abidjan, Ivory Coast; Lagos, Nigeria; Nairobi, Kenya; and Johannesburg, South Africa. The event also follows the introduction of Huawei low-cost Windows Phone 8 device in seven African markets including Nigeria . The phone will initially be available in Angola, Egypt, Ivory Coast, Kenya, Morocco, Nigeria and South Africa later this month. The low-cost Windows Phone 8 device powered by Microsoft is expected to drive smartphone penetration on the continent. The launch forms part of Microsoft’s wider 4Afrika initiative, a new effort through which the company will actively engage in Africa’s economic development to improve its global comp...

BY MONSUR OLOWOOPEJO LAGOS—LAGOS State Government, Tuesday, assured residents that all ongoing drainage projects would be completed before April, 2013. This came as residents of Oluwaseyi and Olaniyi Streets, Ojokoro Local Council Development Area,LCDA, urged the government to urgently construct drainage channels in the community, saying “two children died in the June 2012 flood in the area.” The residents who made the appeal during an inspection tour of ongoing drainage construction by the Commissioner for the Environment, Mr. Tunji Bello, said the area had continuously experienced flooding since 2007. Responding, Bello assured the residents the state would before the commencement of the raining season complete all the drainage channels in the state to combat cases of flooding.

Man: I lost my wife. Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody with her??? Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying..

By Princewill Ekwujru For the first time in the history of Nigeria, a cable car company, Ropeways Transport Limited, is set to launch a cable car mass urban transit system in the nation’s commercial capital, Lagos. This followed the signing of a 30-year Franchise Agreement between Ropeways Transport Limited, the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA) and the Lagos State Government recently. Under the terms of the Agreement, Ropeways Transport will this November begin the construction of towers, stations and connecting network cables along various routes covered in the first phase of the project, namely, Ijora – Iddo, Iddo – Adeniji, Apapa– Oluwole, Oluwole – Adeniji, Adeniji – Obalende,Obalende – Falomo, and Falomo – Victoria Island. The project is expected to be fully completed and commissioned by early 2015. Speaking on this development the Chief Executive Officer of Ropeways Transport Limited, Capt. Dapo Olumide expressed his belief that the Lagos cable car transit ...

Opinion Lawyers yesterday canvassed for stronger criminal justice system in Nigeria to bring it at par with what obtains in other countries. Nigerian criminal laws, which are colonial based, has been described as weak and ineffective to deter crimes in the society. This has been described as responsible for light fines usually awarded in offences from misdemeanours to corruption. Prof Kevin Nwosu in a recent interview with Daily Trust harped on the need for reforms of the nation's justice system. "There is no doubt that our criminal justice system is congested, weak and slow. I think the first attempt at reform should be designing mechanism to free the system from the log jam that it has come to be known", Prof Nwosu said. Also speaking Anthony Agbonlahor Esq. said the judiciary should be reformed to make it as fast as the amended electoral act. He said the criminal matters should be given equal attention as the political cases. He also called on lawyers to stop fili...

By Godwin ORITSE THE Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA), made over $1.8million (N466million) in the last nine months of last year from ship dues received from the Harbours department of the Delta ports alone. Reports of a Committee co-ordinating the reconciliation of accounts and payment of ship dues to local pilots, showed that $209, 350.01 was received for pilotage service that was paid by ship owners to the NPA forthe month of December 2012, as against$157,940.61 in November of 2012. For the months of October and September of the same year, a total of$120,992.08 and$247,627.84 was collected as fees for pilotage services respectively from vessels that called at the ports. While $154,172.62 was recorded as ship dues for the month of August, the sum of $256,797.44 being the highest collection, was recorded for the month of July. Ship dues for the months of June, May and April stood at $214,919.62,$284,429.29, and$228,345.31 respectively from the Delta ports. It should be noted that, w...

  By Maxwell Onoja The recent ban imposed by the Nigerian Communications Commission on lotteries and promotions being conducted by mobile phone network operators is one that has received mixed reactions in the media, some of which are against the ban.  Arguably, the key point by those opposed to the ban is that promotions and lotteries have contributed to lowering the costs of services. This may be true in some case because as operators compete to offer perks to woo more subscribers, they end up inreduced prices for some consumers. Some others are opposed to the ban because its ban has deprived media houses and advertising agencies of a major source of income. While one will not dispute some of these arguments, the truth is that only few consumers benefit from lotteries and promotions at the detriment of the majority of the subscribers. It is not all subscribers that devote their precious time seeking promotions that have also become too frequent, and sometimes, confu...

DURBAN, South Afric (AFP) – Mali have dropped penalty shootout star Soumaila Diakite for Wednesday’s Africa Cup of Nations semi-final against Nigeria. Mali coach Patrice Carteronsaid France-based goalkeeper Mamadou Samassa will start ahead of the more experienced Diakite, from Bamako club Stade Malien, who saved two penalties in the quarter-final triumph overSouth Africa. Guingamp goalkeeper Samassa missed the South Africa game last Saturday because of a one-match ban after picking up two bookings in the group stage. Carteron has praised Samassa, 22, who represented France in age-group sides, but optedfor Mali at full international level, making his debut last October. Mali are hoping to beat Nigeria and qualify for only their second Africa Cup final after losing 3-2 to Congo Brazzaville in Yaounde 41 years ago. “We will play to win,” vowed Carteron. “We will attack because we want to win without going to penalties. “Nigeria are favourites, but we aim to beat them. The pressure ...

ABUJA—Alleged member of the Boko Haram Islamic sect, Mustaphar Umar, Tuesday, denied complicity in the bomb explosions that destroyed offices of Thisday Newspaper, Moment Newspaper and the Sun Newspaper in Kaduna state on April 26, 2012. Umar who is 34 years old, told Justice Adeniyi Ademola of a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja that he knew nothing about the one-count criminal charge that was preferred against him by the Federal Government. The Department of State Security, DSS, which recommended him for trial, had maintained that its investigations revealed that it was the accused person that drove a white Honda Academy car with number plate AL 306 MKA laden with improvised explosives into the premises of SOJ Plaza occupied by the newspaper houses and detonated the explosives. His alleged act of terrorism, ran contrary to section 1(2) (c) (r) of Terrorism Prevention Act,2011, punishable under section33 (1) (a) of the same Act. The high court had on January 29, remanded the acc...

Calabar Eye specialists and vegetarians have said fruits have special minerals that canrestore sight to the blind, the partially-blind and those withsome eye defects. This assertion has brought hope to those who have someeye defects as according to the experts eating certain fruits and vegetables continuously can correct bad eyesight, since some fruits have curative materials to restore full sight! Recently an NGO, the International Vegetarian Fellowship met in Calabar to educate people on the importance of taking up vegetarian lifestyle in order to check their weight and live a disease-free life. Speaking on the claims propounded by the Fellowship, the chief ophthalmologist at the University of Calabar Teaching Hospital (UCTH), Dr Dennis Nkanga said he agrees with them that fruits and vegetables have the capabilityto improve human health andcan also help solve many eye problems but he had some reservations about fruits actually restoring the sight ofa permanently blind person. ...

MR. Kester Ifeadi is the President of Organisation For the Advancement of Anioma Culture, OFAAC, in this interview ahead the ten year anniversary of OFAAC, he disclosed that the organisation has restored the Anioma identity. Ifeadi also noted that OFAAC has become the rallying point for Anioma sons and daughters since inception. He spoke to CHARLES KUMOLU HOW has the journey of OFAAC been since 2003 andhow did you get the OFAAC story started? I am a typical and foremost Anioma son. It was during one of my trips abroad that I discovered that most people are where they are because they are conscious of their culture and where they come from. Anioma nation used to pride itself as a highly refined and cultured people. Some of our elite are losing that because of western influence and education. This shouldn't be because even the West is trying to trace its culture. We who have a closer tie with our culture are throwing it away. We have been in the vanguardof creating cultural awaren...

BY TAYE OBATERU & FOM FONDONG JOS — An army corporal, Tuesday, shot dead a Police Inspector in Mikang Local Government Area of Plateau State following an argument. The duo, who were security officials on duty in the local government, had a misunderstanding which resulted in a shouting match between them before the soldier pulled the trigger, killing the policeman. It was gathered that the problem started at about 12:30 p.m. when the inspector and the corporal began to exchange words following which their colleagues intervened and tried to pacify them. But apparently still bitter about the hot exchange of words, the soldier reportedly went for his gun, corked it and shot the police inspector, simply identified as Doe, at close range. One of the security men, who confirmed the shooting, said they were shocked to hear gunshots after they had pleaded with their colleagues to keep the peace and on rushing to the scene, they found the policeman on the ground. Police spokesman in th...

Jos — A simple peace-building meeting turned dramatic in Kuru near Jos yesterday when Berom women booed Gwong Gwom Jos Da Jacob Gyang Buba for saying women were part of the security problems in Plateau State by selling beer to youths. In a similar incident in Vwang village in Jos South where another peace-building meeting was held, the session turned rowdy when Emir of Wase Alhaji Muhammad Sambo Haruna addressed the gathering in a seated position, a development that was greeted with protest by youths who said the emir should stand up while delivering his address. As in the case of the women against the Gwong Gwom Jos,it took the intervention of security operatives and respected individuals to restore order to a charged atmosphere. The peace-building meetings came as a part of a sensitization tour which the Special Task Force (STF) started last week and would end today. The Gwong Gwom Jos provoked the women when he said women who came outin black to protest the killing of their yout...

Akure — The Ondo State election petitions tribunal sitting in Akure has agreed with the national secretariat of the Accord Party (AP) that the party did not mandate anyone to file a petition on its behalf challenging the result of the Otcober 20 gubernatorial elections in the state and hasd struck out the petition said to have been filed by the party. While delivering his consolidated ruling on the motions brought before him, Justice Kaka' an ruled out PDP on its argument that the Labour Party filed its reply out of time, and also disallowed the PDP from calling more witnesses. The Action Congress of Nigeria, (ACN), Peoples Democratic Party(PDP), Congress for Progressive Change(CPC) and Accord Party(AP) petitioned the tribunal over the outcome of October 20 governorship results, which declared Dr. Olusegun Mimiko winner. On Accord Party's petition, the tribunal ruled that the party did not present governorship candidate in theOctober 20 election, and subsequently struck out ...

AKPOS NOW A GRAMMARIAN: Akpors is now a Genius Teacher: what is a verb? Akpors: A verb is a valve in a bycicle tyre Teacher: what are you saying Akpors: it is a complete sentence Sir Teacher: are you mad? Akpors: it is a question Sir Teacher: Dont be stupid Akpors: its an advice Sir Teacher: stop that nonsense Akpors: it is a command Sir Teacher: you are an idiot Akpors: its an insult Sir Teacher: get out of my class Akpors: it is an order Sir Teacher: oh! goodness wat a boy Akpors: its an exclamation Sir Teacher: May God have mercy upon u Akpors: its a prayer Sir Teacher: you need to see a Doctor Akpors: its a suggestion Sir Teacher: I rest my case Akpors: its ur choice Sir.lolAKPOS THE TRAVELLER: Akpos: i have been to London abt 4 times Ekaette: oh really? Akpors: i went 2 greet the queen and she even sent me to Washington 2 represent her. I later went 2 Cairo and Madrid, but that wasn't all,i took a flight 2 germany and later, Milan. I went for shopp...

wife entering a hotel with another man, and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to do?","Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her". After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair,while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi. And the husband says to him, "this is not my wife" The driver replied "Nooooo, this is mine, hold her for me.

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Last Sunday after Church service Akpos went to visit a friend of his who lives with his parents at G.R.A Asaba. Maid: Welcome, sit down. Akpos: Thank you. Maid: What ? would you like to drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee? Akpos: Tea Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea? Akpos: Ceylon tea. Maid: How do you want it, black or white? Akpos: White Maid: Milk or fresh cream? Akpos: Milk Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk? Akpos: Cow milk Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner Cow? Akpos: Freezland Cow. Maid: Will you like it with sugar or honey? Akpos: I will like it with sugar. Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar? Akpos: Cane sugar. Maid: White, brown or yellow? Akpos: Please, please, just forget about the tea, get me a class of water let me use it to stepdown. Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled water? Akpos: Mineral water. Maid: Is it Flavoured or non flavoured? Akpos: Abeg, abeg, i beg you in ...

You buy BB Bold 5 for your girl, Another guy pays for the BIS for her. That is Division of labour. You buy her clothes and another guy removes them. that is Separation of power. You pay for her school fees and another guy pays for her house rent. That is Combined business. She tells you that she is not ready to make love, while another guy sleeps with her often. what is that called? A. Breach of contract. B. Scale of preference C. Opportunity cost

Valentine died for love Romeo also died for love Jack in Titanic died for love Samson in the Bible also died for love Greek heroes: Hercules & Achilles died for love ......even Jesus Christ died for love.. "Wetin!! ?? Haba!!!" Where are the women? "Una no sabi die? bi na only gift una sabi collect? After una go talk say boys no dey try!. No Gift for una dis valentine unless una give us 7 names of women wey die for love. Oya i dey wait...". HAPPY VALENTINES DAY IN ADVANCE

AKPOS LATE IN SCHOOL: Akpos got to school late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the teacher said "ooohh! thats good of you", "seems you were helping the man look for his lost money". Akpos answered "Nooo! I DEY CRAZE??? Na me stand on top of the money" AKPOS AND THE PREACHER: Akpors was in front of me coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usuall to shake hands. He grabbed Akpors by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord! " Akpors replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor. " Pastor questioned,"How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter? " He whispered back, "I'm an undercover agent..." AKPOS THE CLEVER STUDENT: Akpos came first in his class and hi...

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