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The University of Nigeria, Nsukka hereby invites candidates who made her either their first or second choice in the 2013 Universities Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and scored 180 or above for screening. The screening will be conductedat the Nsukka campus of the University as follows: DAY ONE DATE: Thursday 18th July 2013 Morning Session Faculty of Health Sciences & Technology Faculty of Medical Sciences Afternoon Session Faculty of Agriculture Faculty of Biological Sciences Faculty of Dentistry Faculty of Engineering Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences Faculty of Physical Sciences Faculty of Veterinary Medicine DAY TWO DATE: Friday 19th July 2013 Morning Session Faculty of Business Administration Faculty of Education Faculty of Environmental Studies (including all candidateswho applied for Surveying & Geoinformatics) Faculty of Law Afternoon Session Faculty of Arts Faculty of the Social Sciences (including all candidates who applied ...

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA has reacted to the photos of Indian Hemp posted by Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, on the social media, boasting that "I smoke ganja". Disclosing that Tonto Dikeh may spend the next 15 years in prison for daring to smoke Igbo and expose it, the NDLEA spokesman, Mitchell Ofoyeju said: “Our attention has been drawn to the post quite frankly and I can tell you that action will be taken on it. The law is clear and NDLEA has been very clear on the issue. No one is permitted to sell, use, cultivate or encourage the use of Indian hemp in Nigeria. The weed is one of the banned narcotics in the country." To had on Friday posted photographs of a wrap of hemp and grains of the weed formed into the letters, ‘Happy birthday POKO.’ She also posted a photograph of herself and added the inscription, ‘Mi smoke ganja mi smoke weed...’ Her picture was also close-up of her face that seemed to depict her in a high st...

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Nicki Minaj discussed nearly getting arrested in Dubai for giving a police officer a hug, during a recent appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Liveshow. "I went to Dubai. I almost got in somuch trouble because the guys in Dubai are so cute. It's not even funny. One of the rules [is] you can't hug a man if you're not married to the man. And so when we were leaving, there was this one guy that was so freaking cute, I was like, 'Bye!' because I just wanted to have this one last moment to…savor the moment with him…" Minaj continued, "Literally, I didn't know he was a cop. They don't have a police [uniform]. It was like a private airport. They were just dressed in their regular garments. I went to give him a hug, and it was literally, I almost felt like time stopped in Dubai. I felt like everything froze. Every single person turned around in slow motion like, 'Nooo!'" Minaj concluded, "Everyone in my team thought I was goin...

These unusual looking planes are the creations of amateur engineers in Africa who have made their own jets - often just using scarp metal, a book guide and a lot of improvisation. Despite their lack of material, training and money, these determined aviation-enthusiasts have managed to build their own machines. God Bless Nigeria.

2013/2014 PUME SCREENING EXERCISE 1st CHOICE CANDIDATES ONLY This is to inform the general public that the Post-UTME Screening Exercise of the Niger Delta University for the 2013/2014 session will take place as indicated below. 1. ELIGIBILITY *.Candidates who chose Niger Delta University as first choice ONLY, the PUME screening exercise for second choice candidates may come later . *.Minimum UME score for all candidates is 180 2.REGISTRATION Registration is online on our website at www.ndu.edu.ng or at www.ndu.ac starting from 24th of June, 2013 to 19th of July, 2013. The Registration Process is as follows: i.Go to any Diamond, Skye,UBA, ECOBank branch in Yenagoa or any Diamond or Skye Bank branch in Nigeria along with your UTME Registration slip. ii.Purchase an e-pin slip for Niger Delta University Post-UTME screening for a fee of 2,500 Naira (Two thousand five hundred Naira only). The University cannot subsidize other charges such as Bank charges. iii.Go online and log o...

Do you want to know how to check data and BIS balance for mtn, airtel, glo and etisalat? If your answer is a big YES! Then this article is for you. Today, am sharing with you how to check your data & Bis balance for all networks in Nigeria. Below are the codes to check your data/Bis balance and expiry date for Glo, Mtn, Airtel and Etisalat blackberry and data subscription. MTN Text 2 to 131 to check your data balance. To check bis expiry date or balance for MTN Blackberry service text status to 21600. GLO Text info to 127 to check your glo data balance and text STATUS to 777 to check BIS balance. AIRTEL Dial *123*09# or dial *141*712*0# to check your airtel data balance and text STATUS to 440 for BIS balance. ETISALAT Dial *228# to check BIS balance of Etisalat Internet Service.

1st JOKE An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. A man asked why? The Edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get" The man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "when the food finish, buy more". Another man dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase it's not enough". Akpos smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach there o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy na! Travel well o!" 2nd JOKE Queen Elizabeth, Bill Gates and Akpors died and went to hell. The Devil has only one phone and he char...

Some of my friends who use the latest Blackberry Z10 & Q10, are been complaining that they don't know how to screenshot with it so I decided to Release a Tutorial on How to Take Screenshot on this New Smart Phones after my research. One of the lesser known features of the BlackBerry Q10 is the built-in ability to take a screenshot. Unlike BlackBerry phones of years past, you no longer need an external application (or any application at all) to take a screenshot on your BlackBerry Q10. You may want to take a screenshot for any number of reasons. Maybe to capture your icon arrangement, document something on your device or for writing up a blog post (Commonly used by we bloggers). While the method of doing so is dead simple, many people still don't know just how to make it happen. Keep reading to see how to take a screenshot on the BlackBerry Q10. <>Go to the screen you want to capture <>Press both the Volume Up and Volume Down keys at the same time (t...

Asaba—AN Operations Manager with a first generation bank in Agbor, Delta State has been arrested by the police for allegedly conniving with an armed robbery gang that raided the bank, weekend. The gang had in a commando style operation, succeeded in carting away millions of naira in both local and foreign currencies on Friday, while some bank customers and passers-by were wounded in the process. Delta State Police command's spokesman, Mr. Lucky Uyabeme, said that "the arrested Operations Manager of the bank is helping the police in its investigation. The command will not leave any stone unturned in ensuring that all the hoodlums involved are brought to book. "Preliminary investigation revealed an insider connection in the bank robbery as the two keys to the strong room that were supposed to be kept by two different senior staff were left with the Operations Manager, who in turn left the strong room open. "The four bullet proof doors were not tampered with. ...

WARRI — No fewer than 100 former militants in the second phase of the Presidential Amnesty Programme have called on Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to investigate the Amnesty Office headed by Mr. Kingsley Kuku. The former agitators alleged that the amnesty committee headed by Kuku was short-changing them, adding that they had not been paid their allowances/arrears after their disarmament and one week training/orientation programme in Akodo, Lagos State since December, 2011. In a statement by Timinepre Agbeyei, Sele Mezeh and Bello Akpotu, Chairman, Secretary and Public Relations Officer respectively, they accused Kuku of short-changing them of their monthly stipends and called for his removal without delay. They also passed a vote of no confidence on him. "We appeal to EFCC to beam its search light on the amnesty office to unearth the fraudulent activities that has been on-going since he (Kuku) has turned the office into a political arena." They a...

Everyday , at every opportunity, the obvious leadership deficit in the system is lamented. Poor leadership is not onlyor always about the sitting president or governors. It is about the ability and readiness of Nigerians to embrace their duties and discharge themresponsibly, responsively and deliver the highest standard of result in the world. Most Nigerians currently occupying positions of leadership and governance are well educated. They studied in the best tertiary institutions in Nigeria and abroad or at least have been exposed to the ways that more advanced or civilised societies operate their systems. Gone are the days when cattle rearers andal majiriteachers who barely understood the English language (let alone speak it) were made ministers. There is no part of the country that cannot boast of some of the best in academic or professional training. In spite of this, rather thanan improved standard of leadership output, what we see most of the time is like child's pla...

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The university of Jos welcomes qualified candidates to participate in the 2013/2014 computer based post utme screening exercise VENUE: Multipurpose auditorium bauchi road campus, University of Jos, Jos. TIME: 8am daily. According to the management, the university website www.unijos.edu.ng will be opened from 21 of June to 14 of July for the online registration, while the computer based screening test will take place from 15 of July to 20th of July 2013. I WISH YOU ALL THAT WILL THE EXAM SUCCESS AND ADMISSION.

ADMISSION INTO FULL-TIME HIGHER NATIONAL DIPLOMA (HND), NATIONAL DIPLOMA (PART-TIME) AND PRE ND SCIENCE (FULL-TIME) FOR THE 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION. Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into ND/HND programmes of the Federal Polytechnic, Ede, Osun State in the 2013/2014 Academic Session: NATIONAL DIPLOMA (ND) PROGRAMMES (PART-TIME) The following programmes are available on Part-Time basis only for three academic Sessions. A. SCHOOL OF APPLIED SCIENCES: 1. Statistics 2. Science Laboratory Technology 3. Hospitality Management 4. Tourism Management 5. Computer Science B. SCHOOL OF BUSINESS STUDIES: 1. Accountancy 2. Banking & Finance 3. Business Administration and Management. 4. Office Technology Management C.SCHOOL OF ENVIRONMENTAL TECHNOLOGY: 1. Building Technology 2. Estate Management D. SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING TECHNOLOGY 1. Electrical/Electronics Engineering Technology ENTRY REQUIREMENTS FOR NATIONAL DIPLOMA ...

International superstar, D'banj who has been appointed as the Hennessy Artistry artiste for 2013 and also recently became the Goodwill ambassador for the Bank of Industry, has continued to rise in stardom despite his split from erstwhile partnership, Mo'HitsRecords. He has continued to command huge sums of money in endorsements, appearances and performances thus ranking him among the highest earning Nigerian artistes. In a recent newspaper interview, he confirmed he wears the same wristwatch as Americanrapper Jay-Z, valued at $50,000. This increasing earning power has also led to an increase in spending as D'banj just took delivery of what is known as the Suit of Money. Designed by Okunoren, Nigeria's leading clothing brand, the Suit is made of actual One Hundred Dollar bills and cost a whopping $25,000, which is approximately N3.7 million. It was entirely sewn by hand in London but was then taken to Italy for the specialized Milanese buttonholes to be done a...

The Governing Council of University of Benin (UNIBEN) has terminated the appointment of 18 senior staff of the university. The former bursar of the institution, Mrs May Nwoye, was also asked to proceed on compulsory retirement by the Council. Nwoye was said to have abandoned his duty post after she left the office of bursar. Meanwhile, the university has been ranked as the most sought after institution in the country with a total number of 102,900 applicants in 2013, while universities of Ilorin, Lagos, Nnamdi Azikiwe and University of Nigeria Nsukka came second, third, fourth and fifth respectively. Those were contained in a statement by the UNIBEN Registrar, Mrs G.O.Ogboghodo.

Given the conducive business environment put in place by the Cross River State Government, Africa's youngest billionaire, Ashish J. Thakkar has made known his intention to invest in Calabar. Thakkar, who is president,Mara Group stated this while delivering a key note address at the 2013 edition of the Africa CEO Round table and Conference on Corporate Sustainability and Responsibility (AR-CSR) at Tinapa Business and Leisure Resort, Calabar. According to the Ugandan, the decision to establish his presence in Calabar was based on what he has seen and heard of Cross River, which remains a veritable place to invest. He explained that his investment in the state will be part of his effort to encourage young entrepreneurs to improve their capacity. The billionaire said he was prepared to bring his wealth of experience to develop Nigeria, adding that "it is only when you give that you can have more, especially when giving to a group or society" Thakkar disclosed tha...

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This is to invite all UTME/DE candidates who made Kwara State University, Malete their first and/or second choice institution in the 2013 UTME, with five (5) O Level credits in relevant subjects in not more than two sittings, to the Post-UTME Screening Test for 2013/2014 admission exercise scheduled to hold as follows: Exam Dates: Wednesday 26th June                    Saturday 29th June, 2013. Venue: University Auditorium, Malete Time: Examination time will be sent to candidates Mobile Phones and Email Addresses.  Nairakits hereby advices for now that only candidates with 180 and above should apply for the Post-UTME exam until JAMB releases the official cut-off on 18th June. REGISTRATION FEES: Applicants are required to pay the sum of One Thousand Naira (₦1,000.00) only as Post-UTME fee. This is exclusive of Five Hundred Naira (₦500.00) only for bank and other administrative cha...

1. At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather. 2. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 3. 91% of us lie regularly. 4. An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added. 5. The poison arrow frogs of South and Central America are the most poisonous animals in the world. 6. Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten. 7. About 8 million blood cells die in the human body every second, and the same number are born each second. 8. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands. 9. Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car. 10. The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time zones. 11. 80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women. 12. All humans Are 99.9% genetically identic...

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[1] Tell her she is Beautiful, not hot or fine. [2] Hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second. [3] Kiss her on the forehead. [4] leave her voice messages to wake up to. [5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any and all times. [6] When she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to you. [7] Recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most. [8] Call her Sweetie or BABY. [9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. [10] Pick her over all the OTHER GIRLS you hang out with. [11] Write her notes (she loves them). [12] Introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend. [13] Play with her hair. [14] Pick her up, tickle her,and play WRESTLING with her. [15] Sit in the park and just TALK to her. [16] Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke. [17] Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. [18] Let her fall asleep in your arms. [19]...

Edo State Government has banned the use of commercial motorcycles, popularly called Okada in three Local Government Areas of the state with effect from next Monday. Some houses used by kidnappers as hideout has also been identifies and would be demolished in the next few days. The State Governor, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole who disclosed this on Tuesday shortly after the state Security Council meeting in Benin City, said the affected local Government Areas are Ikpoba Okha, Oredo and Egor which constitute the Benin Metropolis. He said it was now increasingly evident that Edo state is gradually becoming a safe haven for all manners of bike riders. Oshiomhole said, "In fact there are confirmed Okada riders who have been involved in kidnapping and other forms of violent crimes including robbery. We have tried as a government over the years to take steps to counsel Okada riders to observe certain codes, to watchout and ensure that criminals do not infiltrate their r...

Davido's hit song - 'Gobe' - hits the heights at the top of the Official Naija Top 10 on MTV Base this week, dusting tracks from other Naija artiste like Banky W, Tuface, Wizkid, KCEE. Many people love the song Gobe by Davido and it continues to enjoy massively airplay across Nigeria and beyond. The complete list and pix of those who made the Top 10 can already be seen in the pics above.

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The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) on Monday reacted to the 192 complaints received from candidates who sat for the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME). The Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, at a meeting in Abuja with some of the candidates who filed the complaints, said it was imperative to clear the doubt of the public about the UTME. Ojerinde said that there was an open complaint from the media which amounted to a threat to the integrity of the organisation. He said that out of the 192 candidates who filed their complaints, 132 candidates requested that their examination scripts be remarked, while 63 requested to see their examination scripts. "We are sure of what they scored, we are sure of the situation and we are sure of the true position of things, even with those who claimed that we did not release their results. "But in the final analysis, you can see that they did not shade their subjects correctly, how can we release a res...