The Couples And The Hotel Manager-Very funny

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after
almost eleven hours on theroad, they were too tired to continue and
decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for
four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out of the
hotel four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for$350. The
man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350
is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel
has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were
available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them," the husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager. The
Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in
one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,"
the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed
to pay. As he didn't have the check book, he asked his wife to write
the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is
surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is made out for
only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."