AKPOS AND CHIJIOKE IN A ZOO

A man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an
opening at the local zoo. Uponinquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual
position that they wanted to fill. Apparently
their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they
needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla
for a few days.
He was to just sit, eat, and
sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a
secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.
The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man
decided to do it. He tried on the suit and
sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took a position
at the back of the cage and pretended to
sleep. But after a while, he gottired of sitting so he walked around a
little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises.
The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move
or jumparound,
they would clap and cheer andthrow him
peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped aroundsome more and
tried climbing a tree.
That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts.
Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and
swung from one side of the cage to the
other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is
great," he thought.
He swung higher and the crowd grew
bigger. He continued to swing on the vine,
getting higher and higher and then all Last,
all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up
and out of the cage, landing inthe lion's cage that was next door. He panicked.
There was a huge lion not twenty feet away,
and it looked very hungry. So the man in the
gorilla suit started jumping upand down,
screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me
out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a manin a gorilla suit!
HELP!"
The lion quickly
pounced on the man, held himdown and
said, AKPORS NO FEAR, NA ME
CHIJIOKE "be quiet! You're going to make
both of us loose our job