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A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them: I want you to drop something into the sea, if i find it you die and if i don't you live.  The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea, satan dived into the sea and came up with the button.  ''see!'' he said and killed the American. The German threw a Pin into the sea, Satan dived and came out with the Pin. ''See!'' he said and killed the German.  The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured the contents into the sea holding back the sachet, he said to Satan,  ''Oya begin find water inside water...Idiot''...  Nigerian still wiser ''Even the devil bowed''..  Share this with your friends and begin their day with laughter.

The Nigerian Blog Awards is here again. Nominations are now open for the 2013 edition and I need you to nominate my blog for the awards. Though this is the first time this blog will involve in this award, I know that I can count on your supports.  All I just need you to do for me right now is to go to the Nigerian Blog Awards Nomination page and nominate nairakits.blogspot.com by filling the form as instructed on the page. There are many categories there but you only need to nominate my blog in the categories listed below: 5. Best-Designed Blog 6. Best Educational or Instructional Blog 14. Best New Blog 22. Best Science or Technology Blog 28. Nigerian Blog of the Year  To nominate nairakits.blogspot.com in the categories above, kindly follow the steps below: ==> Go to : http://nigerianblogawards.com/register2013.php ==> Fill in your name and email address. Please use a valid email address because they will send you a verification email and if it's a fake e...

This is to inform all the candidates that have been offered admission into the Niger Delta University (NDU) for the 2013/2014 academic session that their clearance exercise has begun. Follow the procedures outline below to complete your clearance. Please ensure that you go to an internet centre that is reliable with knowledgeable staff. NDU nor its agents will not be held liable for any errors. It is YOUR RESONSIBILITY to ensure that all filled in details are accurate. A. Buy an NDU Acceptance ePin Slip from Diamond Bank NDU Main Campus, Amassoma or Diamond Bank, Sanni Abacha Road, Yenagoa in Bayelsa State. Go to http://clearance.ndu.ac and click on (Admission/Clearance Procedures) or http://www.ndu.ac/adminclear/ Click on (Step 2: Online Clearance) Your existing details filled in the Post UTME will be used. Any errors noticed by you can only be corrected through the Admissions Office. You will need to fill in any required details in the empty spaces provided. Ensure you pr...

Vice-Chancellors of private universities have expressed concern and sympathy for students affected by the protracted strike embarked on by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), noting that there was need to end the three-month-old impasse between the Federal Government and the striking lecturers. Expressing their discomfort, the VCs of Bells University of Technology (BELLSTECH), Prof. Isaac Adeyemi; Redeemer’s University, Prof. Zachariah Adeyewa; Covenant University, Prof. Charles Ayo; and Caleb University, Professor Ayodeji Olukoju, noted that Nigeria’s educational system needs strategic planning and restructuring to regain its lost glory. “some of my children are also affected by the strike and have been pleading with me to send them to private varsities because they are tired of staying at home. In fact, I want to appreciate parents who are sending their children to private varsities because they are making a lot of sacrifices. I would have loved all my childre...

1. If you can't be yourself then try and be like the best. 2. Sometimes in life HOW may not really matter, what may be is that it was done. 3. The cause of some people's failure is that they refuse to picture what the future would be to plan ahead. 4. A wise soldier retreat from a lost battle while a brave but foolish soldier fight till death. 5. Many contestants, 1 winner. Different tribes, 1 country. Different routes, 1 destination. Such is life. 6. Sometimes in life there is a need for manipulation because you can't do everything the known way. 7. The secrete of accomplishing any goal in life is to have only my choice/option; which is to succeed. Either you succeed or you succeed. 8. Start only that which you can finish and finish everything you have started. 9. There are no two ways about life. If you want to be GOOD be the BEST and if you choose to be BAD then become the WORST. 10. The ransom of a man's life is his wealth/riches. ...

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