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The Registrar of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde escaped assassination by whiskers when hired assassins went after him. The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled through the fence of the house, entered through the back door and gained entrance into the house while the security-men attached to the compound did not notice as they were stationed at the gate of the house. The security personnel which include two regular armed police men and other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the incident throughout the period the operations lasted. Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story narrated to him by the children and relations who are staying with him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar. The children told the assassins that he has travelled for official assignments but the men

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Akpos, a lawyer was going home from court when he saw two men eating grass. He quickly stoped the car, got out and asked why they were eating grass. They replied that they where very hungry. Akpos told them to get in the car and promised to fill their stomachs. One of the men said: "sir i have two children and a wife", Akpos told him to bring them. The other said: I have six childs and two wives, Akpos told him to bring them. On the way to his house, they thanked him for his generousity. Akpos replied: you don't have to, my house is big and the grass there is about two feet tall.

Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpos, were out riding in the Car when it Crashed into a Tree. Before Anyone knows it,the three Men Found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates Of Heaven,Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby. "Gentlemen", The Devil started, "due to the Fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering into Heaven". If anyone of you can ask me a question which I ont Know or cannot answer, Then you are worthy enough to enter into Heaven; If not, then you will come with me to Hell. The Philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive report on socrates teachings". With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The Philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, Go To Hell" with another snap Of the devil's Finger, the Philosopher Disappeared. The Mathematician then ask

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From today, Over 100 million mobile phone users in the country can now change from one network to another and still retain their numbers, courtesy of the Mobile Number Portability (MNP) regime which takes off today. The regime would be flagged off with a massive publicity event by the Nigeria Communications Commissions (NCC). However, there are concerns about how mobile phone users can effectively access and enjoy the benefits of the system after the launch. Perhaps in anticipation of this, NCC has outlined what subscribers should do to effectively utilise the benefits of the system. Mobile Number Portability makes it possible for a subscriber to migrate from one network – may be due to poor services – to another which he/she feels can offer better services, without losing his/her original phone number. Already, NCC and telecoms operators as well as MNP service providers, have confirmed their readiness for the scheme while there has been excitement stemming from what MNP is able and a

The planned amnesty programme of the Federal Government for members of the Boko Haram Islamist sector seems to have made a breakthrough as one of the top leaders of the sector, Mohammed Marwan has indicated the readiness of the sector to dialogue with the Federal Government. Marwan, who said this in an interview with the Hausa Service of the Voice of America (VoA) monitored in Kaduna, said that it was as an indication of the sect's willingness to dialogue with the government on the way forward in the offer of amnesty that it released the French family it had been holding hostage for two months. He said the release was as a decision that was taken after a meeting with 11 other top members of the sect. The French family, the Moulin-Fourniers had been kidnapped in Northern Cameroun, 10km from the Nigerian border and held by the Boko Haram Islamist sect for two months until their release this week. The sect leader, however, warned that any government offensive against th

The Central Bank of Nigeria has stopped the printing of small denomination naira notes in polymer because they fade quickly. The Deputy Governor, CBN, Mr. Tunde Lemo, disclosed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria on Sunday in Washington on the sidelines of the ongoing Spring Meeting of the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund. He said, "By the middle of the year, we will start to produce the second generation of lower denomination notes, now in paper and not in polymer." "My plea is that Nigerians should exercise patience; it wasn't the fault of the CBN; it was just because we had to go back to the drawing board to rethink the 'Project Cure' in the light of the wish of the public that we should not go ahead with the N5,000 notes and lower denominations. "We will correct that in the course of the year. Polymer certainly will be phased out. In fact, we are phasing out polymer. No new note is being printed in poly

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The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) will henceforth cancel the entire results of any candidates who cheat in more than one subject. In a communiqué it issued at the end of the council's 55th Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) meeting, the council said it had become necessary to review its rules on examination malpractice. The communiqué was signed by the WAEC Deputy Director (Public Affairs), Mr Yusuf Ari, and made available to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Saturday in Lagos. The meeting held from April 15 to April 17 in Lagos. The council said that it observed with concerns the indictment of some candidates for malpractice in more than one subject in the November/December, 2012 West African Senior Secondary Certificate Examination (WASSCE). "In order to check the ugly trend, the committee subsequently decided that the sanction in the council's rules and regulations should be reviewed. "It is clear that there is an urgent nee

A female contract staff working with a new generation bank on Adeola Hopewell Street, Victoria Island, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, has been arrested by police at the Bar Beach Division, Victoria Island, Lagos, for allegedly withdrawing the sum of N7 million from the account of a customer of the bank by forging his signature. The suspect, Mildred Aiwekhoe, 28, was arraigned before an Igbosere Magistrate's Court on a 6-count charge of fraud. The police alleged that the accused, an account officer of the bank between November 2012 and February 2013 fraudulently obtained the cheque booklet of Joseph Eguavoen, a customer of the bank with account No. 0024568327 and forged his signature. According to the police, the bank management discovered the fraud when they audited their account. Subsequently, they sacked the accused and handed her over to the police to face prosecution. The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges when it was read to her in the open co

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National University Commission, NUC released the list of the Top 50 University in Nigeria for 2013 so far and University of Ibadan, IU tops the list,they are followed by University of Lagos, Unilag and University of Benin, Uniben in second and third place respectively. <<<<<>>>>>2013 TOP 50 University In Nigeria, NUC <<<<<>>>>> 1. University of Ibadan,IU 2. University of Lagos, Unilag 3. University of Benin, Uniben 4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU 5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu 6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin 7. University of Jos, Unijos 8. University of PortHarcourt, Uniport 9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid 10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, 11. Lagos State University, Lasu 12. Federal University of Technology, Futo 13. Covenant University, CU 14. University of Nigeria, UNN 15. Federal University of Technology, Futa 16. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Unizi

The convoy of the Governor of Imo State; Mr. Rochas Okorocha has been involved in a head-on collision in Orlu Local Government Area of the state and the Governor sustained minor head injuries. A statement signed by the media aide to the Governor; Ebere Ozoukwa, stated that the Governor's convoy was involved in the accident in Orlu town in Orlu Local Government Area of the state. According to Mr. Ozoukwa, "the Governor sustained a minor injury which is a minor cut on his head but he is presently in a good and stable condition and has been attended to by a medical personnel." The Governor can be seen in the picture with a bandage rolled all over his head with some blood stains. The statement advised the general public especially Imo citizens not to "panic and should go about with their normal duties since the Governor is in a good and stable condition and responding to necessary treatment" Though the details are still unfolding as at the tim

======FATHER-IN-LAW vs SON-IN-LAW====== Father-In-Law: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! Johnny: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage? Johnny: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: You club too? Johnny: I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law: You've also been in prison before? Oh my God! Johnny: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!! Father-In-Law: What!!! U're a killer Johnny: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn't allow me marry his daughter so I killed him. Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U're absolutely the right man for my daughter. lol ======THE LAUGHING

Apprehension heightened in the Enugu State capital yesterday following the brutal murder of a pastor, Rev. Victor Nnaduagwu. Until his demise, the pastor, suspected to have been murdered at the early hours of yesterday, resided at No 1. Ilukwe Street, Asata in Ogui Layout, Enugu. It was gathered that some residents of the street discovered the lifeless body of the pastor when they went to fetch water from the stream. A source, who was present while sympathisers were pulling the victim out from the stream, told LEADERSHIP that the deceased had bruises all over his body. "Those who went inside the stream while he was being pulled out said he had bruises in some parts of his body. They said his face looked like something that his killers used stone or nail to hit," she stated. The source, who preferred anonymity, expressed dismay over the murder of the pastor, saying that until his demise, he provided security at the entrance of Ilukwe Street with his dogs. Ac

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THE MENTAL PATIENTS: Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?”, asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, “Well Doctor, I can’t swim'' what do u call dat? TEACHER AND THE STUDENT: TEACHER: Who created the earth? (Boy pokes a girl's back with a pen) GIRL: Oh god! TEACHER: Gud girl. Correct answer! TEACHER: Who was born on 25 december? (Boy

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INDICATIONS emerged, yesterday, that the Federal Government may have soft-pedaled on the scrapping of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, examination, UTME; and the National Examinations Council, NECO, as recommended by the Mr. Steve Oransoye-led committee, which had generated mixed reactions. This came as apprehension gripped over 2,000 workers of JAMB, who may lose their jobs if the recommendations by the committee on the restructuring of the Federal Government agencies and parastatals are implemented. In Ado Ekiti, yesterday, Senior Special Assistant, SSA, to President Goodluck Jonathan on Youth and Student Matters, Jude Imagwe, said Federal Government was not considering scrapping UTME and NECO. The SSA, who spoke at Afe Babalola University, Ado Ekiti, during a workshop on teaching/learning method, said the bodies were set up by laws for specific purposes. Imagwe noted that the recommendations of the Oronsanye committee may not be unconnected

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Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if wateris added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen. ... OGA: Akpos Akpos: Oga OGA: who drank my pasties? No answer! OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?. No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me. Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name. OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a

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